Most Scots can chew through 5 pints without needing a piss, let alone a bar to lean on.
Seth & Chase would be looking for a ride home at that point…😂
Them Coors drinkers ? It’s not a contest
I reckon about ten Irish could do it.
They don’t even start practicing until they’re 21. At least, not official.
A hen party from Glasgow would probably have it sorted.
Handidly.
I’d solo New Hampshire.
Yes.
Well first things first the US pint is smaller than a UK pint, it’s not even 500mL FFS.
Secondly when American’s say lets go for a beer/pint they might mean one single beer.
Finally there are a lot of religious teetotallers in the US who’d fall at the first hurdle (like the 7m Mormons).
why all of us, why not send a few dozen irish?
We went wine tasting in CA a while back and met an American couple who, when the tour finished, wanted to carry on drinking with us. The girl said that she was confident she’d drink us under the table – at this point her boyfriend was quietly trying to remind her that we were both British and that seemed somewhat unlikely.
Fast forward two hours and his wife was unconscious with her face in a Chinese meal while her partner was throwing up in the bathroom.
Lionel Tutt could have taken one of the larger states on his own.
I think Midwesterners in the US could keep up, but I don’t think there are enough of them to make the difference.
Wisconsin beats the entire US.
We would
I am American and I can confirm. Northern Ireland alone would outdrink us. When I go out with my two friends from Belfast, they literally let my crew get about four beers deep before they start hitting it hard just so we are all on equal footing. We do, at least, drink Guinness until it gives us a raging headache and regret it the next morning.
Add in the rest of the UK and we are sunk for sure.
That’s a ratio of 1:5. Completely reasonable.
I could manage a single sip of their pee water, proper beer, not a problem.
My barely 5’0” 7.5 stone daughter is at Uni in Scotland and can now comfortably drink the rest of the family under the table.
Come on. We’re talking about a nation that shotguns beers just so they can spill half of it on the floor and act like they’re hardened drinkers.
I think just the population of the West country.
To quote Cassetteboy:
> They say you should have 300 units every 45 minutes and stop off for a beer on the way home. That’s already a guideline in Scotland.
My husband would give it a bloody good go.
Mathematically its completely absurd, but fuck it let’s have a go.
Yes American beer is pussy juice
Maybe two Scots and 3 Irish.
(Scottish but currently living in the U.S) I’m not a huge drinker (once in a blue moon) but I seem to be able to out drink Americans when it comes to spirits. I’m not really into the beers/larger/cider/ale side of things but U.S do seem to start being noticeable affect after only a few pints/cans
No discussion. The Scots and Welsh could probably do it alone.
Can the Irish lend a hand?
With their little red cups of light beer they would t stand a chance
Easy. And stop off for a kfc
They drink piss water in tiny little cans, it wouldn’t even be close
>Romania tops the list of countries with the highest alcohol consumption per person, with Georgia, Czechia, Latvia, and Germany rounding out the top five. This is according to the global estimates made available by the World Health Organization (WHO), the latest data referring to 2019.
A Romanian, a Georgian, a Czech, a Latvian and a German meet in a bar … and the USA has an alcohol emergency as well as an egg emergency. Add a Brit and an Irishman and the USA is the first alcohol-free country in the world … unintentionally.
I think Glasgow could do it on their own.
From experience, Americans act like ordering a second pint at a bar means you’re an alcoholic.
So yeah, Yorkshire could probably take the first 20 states on their own and Scotland does the other 30.
In our sleep. They drink Bud Light ffs
I want to live in the universe next door where this could happen. There could be millions of kebabs prepared in advance. A world where this is the only kind of war
Do what we do in wars, send the Scots in first, and absolutely obliterate them in the first 5 days. He guys I’m on my 3rd Miller Lite ….Meanwhile Glasgows Dragoon Buckfast Guards are 9 cases in.
All you need to know is a British pint is 568 ml and a Yankee pint is 475 ml
I went to a stag do in the U.S. about 15 years ago. I was a friend of the bride. The groom and all the others were all American football players and fairly large. We all drank Coors while playing beer pong. I got bored of the Coors and shared a few San Miguel around – they were all falling around the place after 2 bottles. They couldn’t understand why I, a very skinny guy, was fine. We would out drink the U.S. quite easily.
We would and we’d do it without whooping and slamming our glasses down like a bunch of frat boy cunts.
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Not even close
Yeap. And stop for a pint on the way home.
I could take on 4-6 hardened Bud Lite drinkers.
Easily.
Most Scots can chew through 5 pints without needing a piss, let alone a bar to lean on.
Seth & Chase would be looking for a ride home at that point…😂
Them Coors drinkers ? It’s not a contest
I reckon about ten Irish could do it.
They don’t even start practicing until they’re 21. At least, not official.
A hen party from Glasgow would probably have it sorted.
Handidly.
I’d solo New Hampshire.
Yes.
Well first things first the US pint is smaller than a UK pint, it’s not even 500mL FFS.
Secondly when American’s say lets go for a beer/pint they might mean one single beer.
Finally there are a lot of religious teetotallers in the US who’d fall at the first hurdle (like the 7m Mormons).
why all of us, why not send a few dozen irish?
We went wine tasting in CA a while back and met an American couple who, when the tour finished, wanted to carry on drinking with us. The girl said that she was confident she’d drink us under the table – at this point her boyfriend was quietly trying to remind her that we were both British and that seemed somewhat unlikely.
Fast forward two hours and his wife was unconscious with her face in a Chinese meal while her partner was throwing up in the bathroom.
Lionel Tutt could have taken one of the larger states on his own.
https://youtu.be/qyZBpOy3K-s?si=RIQQh-wNh4J65uj1
More info.
https://justbackdated.blogspot.com/2016/09/the-north-of-england-beer-drinking.html?m=1
I think Midwesterners in the US could keep up, but I don’t think there are enough of them to make the difference.
Wisconsin beats the entire US.
We would
I am American and I can confirm. Northern Ireland alone would outdrink us. When I go out with my two friends from Belfast, they literally let my crew get about four beers deep before they start hitting it hard just so we are all on equal footing. We do, at least, drink Guinness until it gives us a raging headache and regret it the next morning.
Add in the rest of the UK and we are sunk for sure.
That’s a ratio of 1:5. Completely reasonable.
I could manage a single sip of their pee water, proper beer, not a problem.
My barely 5’0” 7.5 stone daughter is at Uni in Scotland and can now comfortably drink the rest of the family under the table.
Come on. We’re talking about a nation that shotguns beers just so they can spill half of it on the floor and act like they’re hardened drinkers.
I think just the population of the West country.
To quote Cassetteboy:
> They say you should have 300 units every 45 minutes and stop off for a beer on the way home. That’s already a guideline in Scotland.
My husband would give it a bloody good go.
Mathematically its completely absurd, but fuck it let’s have a go.
Yes American beer is pussy juice
Maybe two Scots and 3 Irish.
(Scottish but currently living in the U.S) I’m not a huge drinker (once in a blue moon) but I seem to be able to out drink Americans when it comes to spirits. I’m not really into the beers/larger/cider/ale side of things but U.S do seem to start being noticeable affect after only a few pints/cans
No discussion. The Scots and Welsh could probably do it alone.
Can the Irish lend a hand?
With their little red cups of light beer they would t stand a chance
Easy. And stop off for a kfc
They drink piss water in tiny little cans, it wouldn’t even be close
[https://ourworldindata.org/data-insights/in-which-countries-do-people-drink-the-most-alcohol](https://ourworldindata.org/data-insights/in-which-countries-do-people-drink-the-most-alcohol)
>Romania tops the list of countries with the highest alcohol consumption per person, with Georgia, Czechia, Latvia, and Germany rounding out the top five. This is according to the global estimates made available by the World Health Organization (WHO), the latest data referring to 2019.
A Romanian, a Georgian, a Czech, a Latvian and a German meet in a bar … and the USA has an alcohol emergency as well as an egg emergency. Add a Brit and an Irishman and the USA is the first alcohol-free country in the world … unintentionally.
I think Glasgow could do it on their own.
From experience, Americans act like ordering a second pint at a bar means you’re an alcoholic.
So yeah, Yorkshire could probably take the first 20 states on their own and Scotland does the other 30.
In our sleep. They drink Bud Light ffs
I want to live in the universe next door where this could happen. There could be millions of kebabs prepared in advance. A world where this is the only kind of war
Do what we do in wars, send the Scots in first, and absolutely obliterate them in the first 5 days. He guys I’m on my 3rd Miller Lite ….Meanwhile Glasgows Dragoon Buckfast Guards are 9 cases in.
All you need to know is a British pint is 568 ml and a Yankee pint is 475 ml
I went to a stag do in the U.S. about 15 years ago. I was a friend of the bride. The groom and all the others were all American football players and fairly large. We all drank Coors while playing beer pong. I got bored of the Coors and shared a few San Miguel around – they were all falling around the place after 2 bottles. They couldn’t understand why I, a very skinny guy, was fine. We would out drink the U.S. quite easily.
We would and we’d do it without whooping and slamming our glasses down like a bunch of frat boy cunts.
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