I am a genius.

by metroracerUK

38 comments

  4. It’s gonna get shaken around everywhere and spill, and might get grass in

  5. Just need a lid or something to keep the grass out and JML will start selling them like mad.

  6. Mine comes with two built in. Not going to lie, it was a factor when I bought it

  7. It’s a nice sunny day, you’ve got a drink and you’re NOT on that slide over there? What kind of drunk adult are you?!

  9. Great until you hit a bump and half your pint ends up watering the grass

  10. I put a Peleton review on Amazon with Carlings in the bottle holders. People have liked it 🤣

  13. Can’t argue with the logic, delivery or your opinion.

  21. Sir / madam. Please direct me to your kickstarter page. I shall pledge to make this happen 😂

  23. Needs a lid and a very long straw. I’d be worried about spilling it and bits of grass getting into it. Love it though

  24. Actually if you were a genius you would have an adolescent to verbally abuse while he took too long to get it done

  25. Let’s see you, then. That’s gonna go horribly wrong very fast.

  27. I assume your lawn is level and without any bigger bumps or holes

  28. Oh man, don’t remind me that I’ve got to start mowing the lawn this year, I really can’t be bothered.

  31. A genius would put anti-vib mounts on it and a ice coolie

  32. Yes, indeed you are a genius my guy. Now there’s gonna be tons of drunk guys mowing their lawn

  34. A genius would have someone *else* mowing the lawn…

  35. Ah yes – alcohol and potentially lethal power tools. What could possibly go wrong?

  36. we have tables for that tho, just grab a sip when you walk by

    or is it also a safety/comfort issue having it close by?

  37. Not gonna lie I rate the idea but I feel the beverage would be safer in it’s can in case of bumps or turning

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