They are so shite they lost the contract with Screwfix recently.
That’s how I like my men – dirty and ripped.
I love them more than I love people who use y’all anyway.
If the package wasn’t in in that state then something would be wrong
I have a gem of a fastway courier, never had any problems
Never had any problems with Fastway, local driver is a gentleman.
After UPS, FEDEX, DHL etc pulled out of the Russia market, Fastway were the only shitehawk couriers still operating in the country. Then it was revealed that they were the logistics contractor for the Russian invasion for the military. So might be just as well they stuck around.
Fastway are like Ryanair. Cheap and never deliver/land to where you expected it.
I point black refuse to purchase goods form any company that uses that absolute fucking abomination of a courier company.
These guys are actually an NZ company and let me tell you they’re equally as feckin useless over here.
Any time I order a parcel over here I pray to God, Vishnu, Budda, the seven, the old gods and the new that this useless shower aren’t delivering it.
People seem to think that fastway is in the business of delivering packages when they’re actually in the business of selling franchises.
Hahahaha
>y’all
de-americanise
Last time a fastway driver delivered me something the box battered, ripped at one spot and the goods were damaged, long crack in one part.
The box itself was all taped up with brown packing tape on both ends and after contacting the seller they let me know it didn’t leave their warehouse with that tape on it.
Fastway driver around here doesn’t deliver – just leaves all the parcels with the local shop that tries to charge 2 euro per parcel to hand them over. So I don’t order from any company using them.
I’ve dealt with two of them, one of them was a fucking clown who literally threw a package in the “shed” he said, which was literally a bin shed that had 10 bins for rubbish, moved 10 mins down the road to a different town and new one is sound as fuck, gives me a ring everytime he’s delivering me something.
Worst courier in my opinion also. Not sure if they are Irish but here’s a list of companies/brands/banks in Ireland that really piss me off:
Bank of Ireland: (Just wow. W-o-W)
Nowtv
Vodafone (absolute horrible bastards)
Eir
iarnrod eireann (try an extra carriage once in a while ye’s miserable pricks)
IIHF (Independent Irish Health Foods – minimum order charge to (small) businesses of €400 yet when the delivery turns up half the order is missing due to – wait for it – “oh well, we know you ordered lots of units of that item but actually it wasn’t in stock then or now. We knew that at the time of payment and of shipping but we let you pay the minimum and above it too and shipped your order anyways. Our policy is not to inform customers before shipping when any of the items ordered are out of stock.”
“So now to get that one item you badly need to run your business efficiently you’ll have to make another €400 plus order and wait another week. Sure just fill the rest of the €300 remainder with stuff you don’t actually need – will be grand kid!”
This country – some companies get away with murder because if they know they are the only ones on a small Island like this supplying a service or product, then who cares? There’ll always be another customer to replace the next. So why bother our arsed trying to do a decent job?
Any time they deliver they never ring the bell or knock. Work from home so I am always there. Just leaves them on the porch and fucks off. Few weeks back when we had the storms I hadn’t even gone outside the door in a few days. On the sunday putting bins out I saw a package propped up beside the door. Had to have been there since the Friday and I was none the wiser. Useless.
They delivered a package meant for me last week to fuck k oes where, try to ring them to sort it out and the cork office doesn’t even have a number to contact, dogshit service.
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The package arrived, that’s positive for them.
They are so shite they lost the contract with Screwfix recently.
That’s how I like my men – dirty and ripped.
I love them more than I love people who use y’all anyway.
If the package wasn’t in in that state then something would be wrong
I have a gem of a fastway courier, never had any problems
Never had any problems with Fastway, local driver is a gentleman.
After UPS, FEDEX, DHL etc pulled out of the Russia market, Fastway were the only shitehawk couriers still operating in the country. Then it was revealed that they were the logistics contractor for the Russian invasion for the military. So might be just as well they stuck around.
Fastway are like Ryanair. Cheap and never deliver/land to where you expected it.
I point black refuse to purchase goods form any company that uses that absolute fucking abomination of a courier company.
These guys are actually an NZ company and let me tell you they’re equally as feckin useless over here.
Any time I order a parcel over here I pray to God, Vishnu, Budda, the seven, the old gods and the new that this useless shower aren’t delivering it.
People seem to think that fastway is in the business of delivering packages when they’re actually in the business of selling franchises.
Hahahaha
>y’all
de-americanise
Last time a fastway driver delivered me something the box battered, ripped at one spot and the goods were damaged, long crack in one part.
The box itself was all taped up with brown packing tape on both ends and after contacting the seller they let me know it didn’t leave their warehouse with that tape on it.
Fastway driver around here doesn’t deliver – just leaves all the parcels with the local shop that tries to charge 2 euro per parcel to hand them over. So I don’t order from any company using them.
I’ve dealt with two of them, one of them was a fucking clown who literally threw a package in the “shed” he said, which was literally a bin shed that had 10 bins for rubbish, moved 10 mins down the road to a different town and new one is sound as fuck, gives me a ring everytime he’s delivering me something.
Worst courier in my opinion also. Not sure if they are Irish but here’s a list of companies/brands/banks in Ireland that really piss me off:
Bank of Ireland: (Just wow. W-o-W)
Nowtv
Vodafone (absolute horrible bastards)
Eir
iarnrod eireann (try an extra carriage once in a while ye’s miserable pricks)
IIHF (Independent Irish Health Foods – minimum order charge to (small) businesses of €400 yet when the delivery turns up half the order is missing due to – wait for it – “oh well, we know you ordered lots of units of that item but actually it wasn’t in stock then or now. We knew that at the time of payment and of shipping but we let you pay the minimum and above it too and shipped your order anyways. Our policy is not to inform customers before shipping when any of the items ordered are out of stock.”
“So now to get that one item you badly need to run your business efficiently you’ll have to make another €400 plus order and wait another week. Sure just fill the rest of the €300 remainder with stuff you don’t actually need – will be grand kid!”
This country – some companies get away with murder because if they know they are the only ones on a small Island like this supplying a service or product, then who cares? There’ll always be another customer to replace the next. So why bother our arsed trying to do a decent job?
Any time they deliver they never ring the bell or knock. Work from home so I am always there. Just leaves them on the porch and fucks off. Few weeks back when we had the storms I hadn’t even gone outside the door in a few days. On the sunday putting bins out I saw a package propped up beside the door. Had to have been there since the Friday and I was none the wiser. Useless.
They delivered a package meant for me last week to fuck k oes where, try to ring them to sort it out and the cork office doesn’t even have a number to contact, dogshit service.