Some Belgians watched that and felt immense pride.

Food poisoning is no joke
The broccoli headed scooter rider gang from my hood would destroy the Belgian army
Song: Command and Conquer Red Alert soundtrack – Hell March
A unified European army isn’t done yet only because with Belgium included, it would be way too strong.
/uj remember what kind of weapons the Belgians have made and that statement ironically becomes unironic. These guys know how to make firearms.
We’re so ready to gooooooooo!
I am ashamed to say this: we lost a special military operation against these motherfuckers.
1st Speedbump Battalion.
They are actually specialized to operate on Belgian roads. While you bounce up and down and can’t find your footing these guys will march towards you effortlessly
,,,,,,,,,,,Special””””””””” forces
Knowing what led to this scene is genuinely sad…for those who don’t know, this is what happens when command thinks that the uniform makes the soldier…and tell them to march without any prior training whatsoever
Better watch out when LUDO is coming 🇧🇪🇧🇪🇧🇪🇧🇪
/r/absoluteunit
Do you have any idea how much skill it takes for all of them to be completely out of sync with each other? Excellent work!
Hold on was this actually real? I thought it was a skit.
I see, the Ministry of Silly Walks has finally mobolized their finest agents. I certainly wouldn’t want to be Russian now
that’s it, European army is ready
The Ents are going to war…. slowly
Why… Why are there convicts in red suits walking in the background and why are they more synchronized than the soldiers ?
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You are leading them?
ate enemy
not racist just starvin’
The entire Belgian army seems to be marching – damn!
Belgium just needs to stop supplies of stella to make us surrender
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From terrorising the Congo to this. It must be the waffles.
The lack of synchronicity doesn’t exactly point to high troop morale there Flembois.
Hans, the Belgian Defence is eating lunch at Zilte in Antwerpen. The Ardennes is undefended.
Nobody expects the Belgian cadets. Oh our enemies do not know what they have done. I pity them.
https://preview.redd.it/gnclv6511qne1.png?width=450&format=png&auto=webp&s=df56171702fd7330ae4dd3f5a7a92f67ddc1f85c
~~Resist and bite.~~
Can’t resist a bite.
Some Belgians watched that and felt immense pride.

Food poisoning is no joke
The broccoli headed scooter rider gang from my hood would destroy the Belgian army
Song: Command and Conquer Red Alert soundtrack – Hell March
A unified European army isn’t done yet only because with Belgium included, it would be way too strong.
/uj remember what kind of weapons the Belgians have made and that statement ironically becomes unironic. These guys know how to make firearms.
We’re so ready to gooooooooo!
I am ashamed to say this: we lost a special military operation against these motherfuckers.
1st Speedbump Battalion.
They are actually specialized to operate on Belgian roads. While you bounce up and down and can’t find your footing these guys will march towards you effortlessly
,,,,,,,,,,,Special””””””””” forces
Knowing what led to this scene is genuinely sad…for those who don’t know, this is what happens when command thinks that the uniform makes the soldier…and tell them to march without any prior training whatsoever
Better watch out when LUDO is coming 🇧🇪🇧🇪🇧🇪🇧🇪
/r/absoluteunit
Do you have any idea how much skill it takes for all of them to be completely out of sync with each other? Excellent work!
Hold on was this actually real? I thought it was a skit.
I see, the Ministry of Silly Walks has finally mobolized their finest agents. I certainly wouldn’t want to be Russian now
that’s it, European army is ready
The Ents are going to war…. slowly
Why… Why are there convicts in red suits walking in the background and why are they more synchronized than the soldiers ?
Explain this flemboys
I thought I was on r/noncredibledefense
https://preview.redd.it/zlxamyhubqne1.png?width=684&format=png&auto=webp&s=6c68cf888f765490c8a2ad117b4de8bdf76fce0a
This march is known as the “silly-goose step” it’s specially designed to disarm and confuse the enemy.
You don’t need to be able to march in syncronicity if your only job is the lay flat on the road to slow the German advance.
Their asynchronous marching is sure to not draw the attention of sand worms once the great Belgian army invades Arrakis
Most countries operate on a national or global scale, Belgium does on a galactic one
OK I surrender.

We have a tactical boar. Fear us.
I was glad I had already quit the army when this disgrace aired.
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