According to this some of us should probably be dead

by CompetitiveCod76

32 comments
  1. It was Italians that came here and opened up deep-fried deliciousness emporiums, and it’s these Italians that I’ll get out of breath trying to get up that hill to die on for.

    Modern Italians know nothing. Forza Italo-Scots!!

  2. Fake pasta?

    Asia would like a word about who had noodles first ! And who stole the idea !

  3. Italian food, pasta with cream, pasta with cream and herbs, pasta with cream , herbs and cheese. Pasta in different shapes and pizza

  4. The Culinary Despair Line crosses through Aberdeen. Any food in your inventory is spoiled when crossing.

  5. Haggis is the tits. Our fish is damn well good. Our lamb is mint. Bridies are awesome. Scotch broth saves lives. Our whiskey is one of the best in the world. We invented irn bru, ffs! This chart is an absolute bag of shite

  6. Scotland’s consuming 50% processed foods according to new data…

    No wonder the NHS is on its arse…

  7. My immediate thought: Have you tried genuine f****** meatballs you knob

  8. Let’s compare our seafood quality to their’s. To be fair our people are too grease and ultra processed based to actually enjoy our seafood.

  9. Deep fry yer pizzas, we’re gonny deep fry yer pizzas!

  10. In fairness,.we do die disproportionately young in Glasgow

  11. Best pizza I’ve ever had was in Portree and I’ve been to Italy numerous times.

  12. They’ve clearly never had beans on toast with salad cream mixed in. The heathens.

  13. Italian food is delicious but gets deducted 100 points for how insufferable Italian food culture is. There should be a different chart that cross references tastiness with wank culinary behavior for a more accurate Good Food score.

  14. Somebody has obviously never had the fresh local seafood on the west coast or out in the isles.

  15. People are so stuck up, Scottish food is delicious! Tell me no one’s made you dumplings, mince and tatties without telling me no one ever has.

  16. I’ve been holidaying through Scotland for the past fortnight and I swear I’ve been eating a Hobbit diet for 2 weeks and I’m so sad to leave. The food scene across Scotland is unreal.

  17. I’m extremely offended for Ikaria, and I’m not even from there.

  18. A bit harsh on Portugal too, or is it more accidentally playing into “Portugal is like Eastern Europe” xD

    Really with the more coast on the west part of this map and the gulf stream, is why in actual reality it gets worse going east / north/east faster than it gets worse going west / north/west making this map wrong 😀

  19. Right, but some of us are dead, isn’t there real data which roughly aligns with this map?

  20. Is this actually based on what Italians think or was it just made for the banter ?

  21. well av noticed many americans call all styles oh Pasta “noodles”

  22. Southampton girl here everything here taste so much better compared to when I lived in America haven’t been to mainland Europe in years but shit is not tasteless here

  23. Fake pasta, REALLY! That’s where it came from lol.

  24. I had pizza in Italy once. The olives had the pits still in them. So stupid. Dominos is better.

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