Just your classic ‘man out with a monitor lizard in early March at a National Trust reservoir’ Sunday walk.

by NennisDedry

25 comments

  2. I saw him telling jokes while out walking. He’s a stand-up chameleon.

  4. Don’t knock it. It’s his emotional support lizard.

  6. Wouldn’t it be too cold at the moment to take a Lizard out for a walk ?

  7. I honestly thought they were venomous. I bet his walk takes absolutely ages.

  8. Is that safe? I don’t know anything about lizards, could it escape that lead if it wanted to?

  9. Yer a lizard, Harry

    (I’m immediately sorry, there was no HP context to even say this, it was just what was in my heart when I saw it)

  11. To add… I got handed a flyer when I went over to talk to him about the lizard. The man’s name is Gary and the lizard is called Merlin. He (Gary, not Merlin) runs a Reptile Experience and does parties.

    To also add… I’m not Gary (or Merlin)

  13. Why does he look like he’s wearing a bullet proof vest?!!?

  17. I did work experience in a reptile shop, and they sold monitor lizards. Only the babys, mind. I was absolutely amazed when I found out how big the cute little fuckers get. I can only imagine how many people have bought them without doing *any* research, because they just thought it would be a cute little lizard to keep in the corner…

  18. What is wrong with some people? My wife likes to monitor when I get my lizard out in the park. But not on the Sabbath. Disgraceful behaviour. The man should be ashamed.

  21. Idk what this says about me but my first thought would be to ask to pet the lizard

  24. Don’t know what else to say about this other than, that’s rad!!

  25. Years ago I visited a UK zoo with my Thai wife.

    Upon seeing see a monitor lizard in an enclosure, she said in a loud voice, “Ooh, they’re good in curry.”

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