Fun thought… Perhaps this could be used to create a programming language…
The dumbest man on the planet.
“Millions of people” (a few thousand)
“Like never seen before” = (nothing. It means nothing at all. May as well say “like tuba moon salad waffle” it’s an expression with no objective value whatsoever)
This guy lies so much his first press secretary had to invent a whole new phrase for it.
“The president is stating alternative facts.”
“everyone knows this” – no one knows this (made up)
‘I don’t care’
Any story that has people addressing him as”sir” is a lie.
What does he mean with “Long live the king”?
“Mark my words.”
(Don’t bother. I’ll deny saying them.)
people are saying, great people, lots of great people saying donnie smells like poo poo
“Nobody’s ever heard of it.” = Everyone has heard of it but me.
Short version: if my lips are moving, I’m lying.
I understand everything about this, except why it has the emojis.
Also my favorites:
“I know everything about *insert mispronounced subject here*” mean he has absolutely no idea
“I don’t know anyhting about/we’ll look into/i’ve never heard of *insert….*” means he does in fact know a lot
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Believe me, this is not fake news.
Fun thought… Perhaps this could be used to create a programming language…
The dumbest man on the planet.
“Millions of people” (a few thousand)
“Like never seen before” = (nothing. It means nothing at all. May as well say “like tuba moon salad waffle” it’s an expression with no objective value whatsoever)
This guy lies so much his first press secretary had to invent a whole new phrase for it.
“The president is stating alternative facts.”
“everyone knows this” – no one knows this (made up)
‘I don’t care’
Any story that has people addressing him as”sir” is a lie.
What does he mean with “Long live the king”?
“Mark my words.”
(Don’t bother. I’ll deny saying them.)
people are saying, great people, lots of great people saying donnie smells like poo poo
“Nobody’s ever heard of it.” = Everyone has heard of it but me.
Short version: if my lips are moving, I’m lying.
I understand everything about this, except why it has the emojis.
Also my favorites:
“I know everything about *insert mispronounced subject here*” mean he has absolutely no idea
“I don’t know anyhting about/we’ll look into/i’ve never heard of *insert….*” means he does in fact know a lot
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I just found out, and believe me, ok, that people are saying that this post, and I Iove posts, my best friends are posts, is fake news.
Accordion Hands = Lying/Making Up
Don’t forget accordion hands and jacking off ghosts
It’s sad that this meme is like ten years old
“Lots of people are saying it” – Lots of people who live inside his head.
“In about two weeks” = Never.
Actually, “I’m lying” is the right translation of anything he says.
“Nobody has ever heard of this”
>I just learned how to say a new word
Correct.
“The likes of which, we’ve never seen before”
Means it’s well documented history that they are going to actively ignore
I really needed the 4 laughing emojis to get the joke.
>”I’m the least racist person on earth”
“I’m a white supremacist.”
He uses loaded language and word salad to confuse his followers.
‘nobody knows more about it than I do’ = I read 2-3 bullet points about this subject.
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