Posting memes of the EU’s history, until I find a job. Day 1, picking the EU capital.

by Tiespecialo

43 comments

  1. If we give it to the Dutch then within a year it will be underwater

  2. You could make it Rome, if you want boars in parliament, flooded streets, burning buses, trash in parks and a massive hole that theoretically will be a metro station in the 2030s.

  4. We’re irrelevant but apparently very relevant in 2weu4u users heads. Rent free

  6. I laugh out loud whenever somebody says that any country other than Slovenia is irrelevant.

  7. Makes sense. Belgium’s sole contribution to history has been acting as a thunderdome for relevant powers to sort their differences in

  8. The first iteration of the EU was inspired by the Benelux which means choosing brussels, luxemburg or amsterdam. The choice is obvious. And it literally is the centrum of the first 6 countries. If you put it in rome everyone would be pissed having to travel to rome all the time.

  9. If Switzerland had joined it would‘ve been in Geneva like every damn international organization

  10. If you all played hearts of iron iv you know it should be the most isolated and least accessible area possible.

  12. Lisbon, obviously. It’s closer to counterattack the USA when they start coming for us.

  13. You forget there is another capital parlament of the EU in France because they wanted to be special and the center of atention.

  15. I don’t like the Belgium bashing… There, I’ve said it.

  16. How about cologne? Lot’s of gays and partying so the southerners will feel at home as well as a depressing overall appearance for the northerners. Everyone wins.

  20. I suggest a city in Czechia, Austria or Bavaria. It’s pretty central so it’s hard to take over the capital in case of a war.

  21. It was given to us because the past has shown none of you could be trusted with that power. Like Frodo being chosen to take the ring to Mordor.

  25. I would say ***Cope***nhagen

    It’s easier to flood if we need to do it.

  26. Make it Newcastle. The Geordies can be trusted

  29. “irrelevant” bruh one third of the posts is about us.

  30. Giving Luigi any credit hurts me deeply, but it should be Rome

  31. Hey Stavros, you don’t have to find a job, Hans will provide you all the money you need 🙂

  32. Their capital is already shared between Flanders and Wallonia and has the EU parliement and other European institutions, so it wouldn’t be hard to share it with 26 other countries.

    Cool new flair btw

  38. Belgium basically isn’t a real country anyway so it’s pretty inoffensive to make it the capital

  40. side effect of this meme is that it shows how dogshit all your flags are. get a bit of creativity in there, pals, please?

  42. Can’t we just annex Luxembourg and make it the independent capital state of Europe. Just like the Savages did with D.C.
    We put al the governing buildings so we don’t have to travel every other month

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