I actually bought a normal sized one recently for the first time in years and was very pleasantly surprised by the little plastic lion that came in it. I recall the last time u had one it had some naff cardboard toy in and I was very unimpressed. The natoons series seems to have gone back to its roots, the little animals inside feel solid and are actually very cute.

Yes since then I've bought 7 more and have collected 6 out of 15 animals.

ANYWAY, today I spotted what I can only describe as a big kinder egg. It isn't the Easter egg version, or the weird plastic egg version. Literally just a big kinder egg, with a big kinder toy inside. The child in me is screaming with joy.

Downside is it set me back a fiver and I want to keep buying them so I can collect all the big animals too.

I might have to go back to my childhood roots and make a zoo with shoes as the fences.

by Abwettar

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  5. Ive just gone cold turkey on sugar and was doing really well…..

  7. I wonder if the big ones will be banned in America too, as super-sized Murican kids will doubtless try to inhale these too.

  8. I love kinder chocolate but have no need for the toys I wish they sold just the chocolate separately. I know they do other kinder products but they are not the same as the eggs.

    I did a cost comparison recently comparing all the eggs that are currently available (ie Easter specials) and found that if you just want the chocolate the small original ones in the three pack are the best value. I haven’t seen this version will keep a look out for it, thanks.

  9. Fucking love pandas. And combined with a giant Kinder Egg? Get that in me gob right now.

  10. Well safe to say that kinder egg capsule will not be used for any drug smuggling!

  11. Even the panda’s shocked at the speed you punched that chocolate into your scream hole

  12. Oh my. I love big kinder eggs. i’ll have to check the calories though, I could easily demolish one in one go.

  13. How big is the finished panda? Palm-of-your-hand-ish?

    I got my kids a trio of the littles each as part of their Christmas stuff; the two older ones got the random ones, and the youngest got Paw Patrol ones. They love them too 😊

  14. I LOVE kinder chocolate, unfortunately now I’m old with diabetes I can’t eat it anymore.

    Please enjoy it for me

  15. You’re not fooling me that’s just a Beadle hand

  16. That Panda has definitely got PTSD, he’s seen some *things*

  18. The US ban on kinder eggs is not due to choking hazards btw, It’s a law that prevents the sale of food with any non-food items in it.
    A law that had to be written because of the prevalence of snake oil salesmen conning people into paying to eat/drink any old shit for miraculous results.

    The vulnerability of the general population to falling for ridiculous promises and lies has a long history it seems, I imagine kinder eggs will be legal again shortly after vaccines are banned…

  21. Update: went back for another one. Would it be wrong to start a go fund me for this or?

  24. Not being able to put the toys together yourself is pretty boring. I bought 2 at once about 7 years ago and was excited to have a bit of lego-like fun, only for them to be a couple small avengers characters I could do nothing with but twist their heads.

  25. This is torture!

    In the US they don’t sell the hollow kinder eggs anywhere! Only the hazelnut cream with the little wafer balls….

    This is a dream come true.

  27. Semi-related joke: Your kids can be kind, but German kids will always be Kinder.

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