Also cancel SpaceX contracts, clearly Elon should not have such support.
But they didn’t, did they?
I think its far more likely that a Russian would use this as an excellent opportunity to pin an attack on Ukraine therefore giving Elon an excuse to be even more of an asshole.
They don’t have the cards!
Elon doesn’t hold the cards.
Brilliant
Ukraine hackers use their own IP addresses? What stupid propaganda is this Elon?
He could also self deport and that would really sign this deal
He would also need to hand over rocket rights from Space X.
Chef’s kiss of a tweet.
Elon should be thankful they didn’t do more.
And he can wear a suit when he signs the papers
Has he tried putting on a suit?
Plot twist, it’s 4chan again!
Love the idea.
Also: “If Twitter installs antivirus software to defend itself, it must be both asking for it and also pro-war”
And puts on his best suit..
They must bend the knee, kiss the ring, say “thank you” *and* wear a suit.
if Ukraine was going after the muskrat, it wouldn’t be his website blowing up.
I can’t find this tweet.
And the user with this “@” is different.
Could be a False flag attack…kind of convenient the day before US/Ukraine talks in Saudi Arabia or maybe the Russians did it to make Ukraine look bad…either way someone is trying to sabotage the talks and elon talks like a puppet with Putin’s hand up his ass.
On point!
False flag.
Also sign over half of all future ad revenue to google. If half of future ad revenue goes to google, Ukraine would never dare attack twitter
I believe it came from Ukraine as much as I believe Elon actually works in any of his companies. which is zilch. Second, I do believe this is going to give him and his VP Trump the ‘justification’ to bully, beat and worse fully side with Russia so they can make their leash holder happy. Both of these monsters should have been put in jail years ago
Wow I need to find this tweet and like it
He better wear a fucking suit to peace summit!
Stop being a warmonger fElon and just give Ukraine half, STOP THE VIOLENCE already. You started this twitter war!
BEST POST EVER!!!
Well surely genius elon can figure out who do it, right? He would never just blame a fake cyber attack because his platform took a shit.
It’s funny to me that Elon thinks people are upset about Xitter being shut down. And that he thinks people we believe him pinning it on Ukraine. And that people would do something besides applaud the perpetrators.
What a tweet 🤟👏✊
They didn’t hack Twitter. Don’t even entertain the idea. It was some random hacker group that claimed credit for the attack. Dark storm or something.
Brilliant!
Elon needs to be more grateful.
Anonymous claimed responsibility
you forgot, sign away half of source code to trump
I think you should give him some Rockets
Bold to assume that only Ukrainians hate him
An wear a suit not that stripper club bouncer outfit .
+ 500 billion of the future income from musk
“Area of Ukraine”, which would be Russia.
Oh that is wickedly clever
Holy hell. There are no words at how wonderful it was to read that.
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Nice one!
Also cancel SpaceX contracts, clearly Elon should not have such support.
But they didn’t, did they?
I think its far more likely that a Russian would use this as an excellent opportunity to pin an attack on Ukraine therefore giving Elon an excuse to be even more of an asshole.
They don’t have the cards!
Elon doesn’t hold the cards.
Brilliant
Ukraine hackers use their own IP addresses? What stupid propaganda is this Elon?
He could also self deport and that would really sign this deal
He would also need to hand over rocket rights from Space X.
Chef’s kiss of a tweet.
Elon should be thankful they didn’t do more.
And he can wear a suit when he signs the papers
Has he tried putting on a suit?
Plot twist, it’s 4chan again!
Love the idea.
Also: “If Twitter installs antivirus software to defend itself, it must be both asking for it and also pro-war”
And puts on his best suit..
They must bend the knee, kiss the ring, say “thank you” *and* wear a suit.
if Ukraine was going after the muskrat, it wouldn’t be his website blowing up.
I can’t find this tweet.
And the user with this “@” is different.
Could be a False flag attack…kind of convenient the day before US/Ukraine talks in Saudi Arabia or maybe the Russians did it to make Ukraine look bad…either way someone is trying to sabotage the talks and elon talks like a puppet with Putin’s hand up his ass.
On point!
False flag.
Also sign over half of all future ad revenue to google. If half of future ad revenue goes to google, Ukraine would never dare attack twitter
I believe it came from Ukraine as much as I believe Elon actually works in any of his companies. which is zilch. Second, I do believe this is going to give him and his VP Trump the ‘justification’ to bully, beat and worse fully side with Russia so they can make their leash holder happy. Both of these monsters should have been put in jail years ago
Wow I need to find this tweet and like it
He better wear a fucking suit to peace summit!
Stop being a warmonger fElon and just give Ukraine half, STOP THE VIOLENCE already. You started this twitter war!
BEST POST EVER!!!
Well surely genius elon can figure out who do it, right? He would never just blame a fake cyber attack because his platform took a shit.
It’s funny to me that Elon thinks people are upset about Xitter being shut down. And that he thinks people we believe him pinning it on Ukraine. And that people would do something besides applaud the perpetrators.
What a tweet 🤟👏✊
They didn’t hack Twitter. Don’t even entertain the idea. It was some random hacker group that claimed credit for the attack. Dark storm or something.
Brilliant!
Elon needs to be more grateful.
Anonymous claimed responsibility
you forgot, sign away half of source code to trump
I think you should give him some Rockets
Bold to assume that only Ukrainians hate him
An wear a suit not that stripper club bouncer outfit .
+ 500 billion of the future income from musk
“Area of Ukraine”, which would be Russia.
Oh that is wickedly clever
Holy hell. There are no words at how wonderful it was to read that.
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