Musk Melts Down as Tesla Stock Price Plunges

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/musk-tesla-stock-price-plunge-1235292855/

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  1. Someone’s gonna have to post collateral soon for that X financing

  2. Hopefully it only gets worse and worse for him from here. 

  3. Is he really surprised though? Is Trump or anyone in their circle surprised? I have my doubts.

  4. The softer his stock, the harder my—

    You get the jist.

    ^(cock)

  5. His stock is worth half of what it was just 2+ months ago. Ouch.

  6. I hope he goes to ruin. Then maybe those yellow-bellied GOP congressman will find their courage again. 

  7. I wish Musk would melt down into the steaming puddle of diarrhea that he is.

  8. Good thing he hasn’t borrowed against his Tesla stock. That would really be an expensive margin call.

  9. Good. Fuck him. Actions have consequences. People hate Nazis.

  10. also, loved that his X Hate Network was hacked also, Elon got a good dose of Fuck Off! today !

  11. It’s been nearly 5 years since Tesla rolled out a legitimate model, and the 2 others are even older designs.

    The stock is overvalued based on non-automotive hype about AI and self driving taxis, with some robot nonsense thrown in.

    Watching Musk flail around and jerk off to data he doesn’t understand in government isn’t appealing to the believers in the non-automotive pipe dream stuff.

  12. well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions..

  13. Someone was saying that if TSLA had the same P/E ratio as other car companies, it would lose another 90%.

    Fingers crossed!

  14. I gotta say I thought it was a pretty neat trick when Trump convinced the Pillow Guy to go broke supporting him. But to break the richest man in the world would be a truly amazing feat! The biggliest!

  15. I read elsewhere today that Elon used his Tesla shares to backstop his Twitter purchase of $44B.

    If the stock falls closer to $100 they can call his loans.

    Tesla is a speculative stock as currently priced. It exceeds the combined value of Ford, GM, Stellantia, Honda and Toyota but sells only a fraction of the vehicles. Now sales have fallen by 50% n many markets. Sounds like it’s ripe for a collapse.

  16. It’s almost like being a ketamine-fueled nazi saluting asshole is bad for business. kinda weird.

  17. Remember: leveraging Tesla’s Stock was how Musk bought Twitter. If it falls far enough, his debt for Twitter comes due.

  18. His customer base is primarily environmentally conscious woke people. Of course they are not going to support the direction he is going.

    For such a brilliant businessman, he should have seen this coming and planned for it.

  19. He still hasn’t figured out he’s on the wrong side of history.

  20. Well the average mouth breathing Trump supporter hate EV’s and the ones that do like EV’s turns out, don’t like nazi’s. Who would have guessed that.

  21. The one upside to Trump being seemingly impervious is that the people around him certainly aren’t… It’s like getting into his inner circle is a monkey’s paw wish, and it always turns out badly in the end

  22. He really thought he was gonna be an American hero for this Doge stuff.

    He is literally speechless about his companies when asked about it in the Kudlow interview.

  23. To recap the last week in Elon:

    1)  another one of his spaceships blew up

    2)  sales of his vehicles are cratering

    2.2)  The stock price of his vehicle company is also catering

    2.3)  wildly inflated sales of his vehicles are being investigated for fraud by a foreign country’s government

    3)  Twitter, his social media platform, is being DDOS’ed hard

    4)  his government-slashing policies are rightfully hated, and he’s being blamed for engineering a recession

    5)  his own daughter publicly loathes him everyday

    6)  there’s yet *another* baby mama, and she wants full custody of their kid

    Setting aside all name-calling, this is a level of stress that goes beyond what any normal man should be capable of withstanding.  

    I know the media adores all these *roll 1d6 for famous right-winger* MELTS DOWN over *current event* stories, but I’m legitimately shocked the guy isn’t having a constant series of debilitating panic attacks.  Nobody should be able to handle all that stress.

  24. I have zero sympathy for any of the TSLA stock owners. It has been known for a while the sort of extremist he has become. So by holding onto the stock, that is the sort of gamble given how unhinged and manic he has become. It does bring me joy watching the stock go down in particular for TSLA because much of his wealth is tied to it. So as it goes down, so does his wealth.

  25. Economic boycotts will save the country. People need to spend less time on these billionaires companies remove our money from them. Make it worse and worse.

  26. Obviously his money is important to him. We should separate him from more of it. You know, like the regime likes to do to immigrant families.

  27. From the article: Musk’s increased advertising might be thanks to Tesla’s wobbly performance on Wall Street. The stock finally dropped into free-fall on Monday, plunging more than 15 percent to mark one of the company’s worst trading days since it went public in 2010. The tumble erased the last vestiges of the rally Tesla enjoyed after Trump’s election victory in November, when investors clearly felt that a company run by the president-elect’s largest Super PAC donor was a smart bet. It has lost more than 50 percent of its value — the equivalent of some $800 billion — since cresting in mid-December.

    $800 billion!!!! I hope those Nazi salutes were worth it.

  28. No one cares Elon. No one cares about you. Get out of here with this “ I’m just trying to save the government money” bullshit. If you wanted to do something good for humanity you could have used your net worth to do something good on earth and instead you wanted to play spaceman and sell cars that extract resources from impoverished nations. I hope Tesla goes to zero.

  29. Tesla stock is almost like crypto, it feels like it is valuable just because people have arbitrarily given it value.  Their sales are dropping, their self driving features are falling behind rivals, and musk regularly over promises and underdelivers- where’s the real value?

  30. FTA.

    >On Monday, Elon Musk‘s X feed offered the usual mix of paranoid politics, attacks on Democrats and government agencies, and content from accounts affiliated with President Donald Trump (who still prefers his own web platform, Truth Social). But mixed in were a number of posts about Tesla, the electric vehicle manufacturer that still counts him as CEO despite his seemingly full-time commitment to the so-called Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), a task force firing thousands of government workers as it torches the administrative state.

    >Musk posted, for example, a TikTok of a man showing off the design and features of a Tesla Model Y. Before that, he amplified pro-Tesla comments from anti-LGBTQ activist Robby Starbuck and MAGA conspiracy theorist Laura Loomer. Over the weekend, he shared clip from a Tesla fan account of the prototype for the Cybercab, a two-seater robotaxi the company will allegedly be making by 2026. He also circulated a video taken by a customer in their new Cybertruck, writing, “Heartfelt thanks to everyone supporting @Tesla, despite many attacks against our stores and offices.” The comment referred to a scattered handful of fires at Tesla dealerships in recent days — some of them alleged or suspected arsons — as well as showrooms vandalized or damaged by gunfire.

    >Musk’s increased advertising might be thanks to Tesla’s wobbly performance on Wall Street. The stock finally dropped into free-fall on Monday, plunging more than 15 percent to mark one of the company’s worst trading days since it went public in 2010. The tumble erased the last vestiges of the rally Tesla enjoyed after Trump’s election victory in November, when investors clearly felt that a company run by the president-elect’s largest Super PAC donor was a smart bet. It has lost more than 50 percent of its value — the equivalent of some $800 billion — since cresting in mid-December.

    >A number of factors contributed to this reversal, including declines across the market and hints of a possible recession. Yet the Tesla brand has also become uniquely toxic since Musk swept into Washington, gave what was widely recognized as a Nazi salute at an inauguration event, and moved to eliminate entire federal offices at a stroke, all while continuing to spew far-right misinformation on X. Last month, the mounting backlash cohered into a formal protest campaign, Tesla Takedown, that is organizing regular demonstrations at Tesla centers around the world while encouraging a boycott and, of course, calling for the automaker’s investors to sell their shares

  31. Nazi loser tanks Tesla, leads a repeating SpaceX mission failure, and recklessly manhandles multiple US departments under the guise of “efficiency.”
    Just to be clear: Musk is not intelligent; anyone making the argument Elon is a genius is a fool.

  32. Dang Elon you must be under so much stress right now.

    * DOGE is a flailing embarrassment of errors,
    * Tesla business is tanking GLOBALLY thanks solely to your behavior,
    * Your beloved Cybertrucks are an underperforming comedy meme,
    * What is now X used to actually matter in the world before you went full incel cringelord on it,
    * You have no soulmate besides ketamine, only exes and their illegitimate kids (including the one you carry as a meat shield),
    * The only people who believe in you are demonstrable morons that you hate to be around,
    * Meanwhile any of the DECENT people you want love and respect from never will,
    * The free world doesn’t want you anymore but if you moved to Russian they would drop you out of a window,
    * And you’ve surely realized that any “friends” you have are indistinguishable from your bodyguards just hanging around for a paycheck,
    * Including your boss who’s a blubbering moron with no actual plan that kills everything he touches.

    Kind of makes you want to end it all huh

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