Ps. I have no idea why they are off there.

by ashyboi5000

14 comments
  1. I wouldn’t trust most of them to be able to run 100 yards.

    While they are called an “army” it is mostly just dress up and cosplay for the tourists to see.

  2. I know that guy in the photo, he is a fucking penis

  3. It would be pretty funny if they became Trumps praetorian guard though. 

  4. I was expecting AI pish and saw this pish instead. Not sure what would have been worse.

  5. I’m dubious of the term “private army”, and anyone who proudly proclaims their membership.

    Even if they were a legit fighting force, they’d probably just be a bunch of fucking Pinkertons.

  6. Install democracy? Hahahahah after an election… Jesus Christ you lot are morons

  7. What a bunch of knobends. I bet there’s not a scottish accent in the whole shooting match.

  8. Funniest thing is their current Duke is a South African…

  9. They’re performing in [a few parades on the East Coast](https://clanmurray.org/dnlds/Atholl%20 Highlanders%202025%20Regimental%20Tour.pdf) in April. I would be surprised if they bring the Spirit of 1776 with them to Massachusetts – the House of Bruar’s house band, based on a private army headquartered in a posh Highland castle, is about as anti-rebel as it gets – but maybe they could cosplay as Redcoats while we chase them off with muskets. Then we gather for a grand picnic and crown our own king.

  10. Not fair to mock someone with a lisp. Asshole Highlanders is the correct pronunciation when they get to America.

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