Q. What’s the difference between Trump and Harry Ellis, the sleazy, coke-snorting businessman from Die Hard?
A. About 100 pounds.
Everyone who watched this movie after 2016 had the same exact thought. It’s so perfect.
I’m so fuckin mad. I’m so god damn mad you made this connection before I did. TRUMP IS ELLIS, JD VANCE IS ELLIS, ELON IS ELLIS, THEY’RE ALL ELLIS. Logging into my alt accounts to upvote this more than once.


Wow! So right. lol!
Wonder if he called vlad bubbie
Damn I couldn’t figure out who don jr reminds me of until now
Isn’t that Don, Jr?


You make deals with a gun I do it with fountain pen
… Finds out the difference immediately
“Buuh bee”
This is the cinematic embodiment of the sleazy 80s business guy, and Trump is the living embodiment of that same era.
I will remember this next December when I watch my favorite Christmas movie.
“Booby!”
The problem is that the red hats see tRump as McClane.
😂😂😂
I, as a member of Asian Dawn, demand someone else do the negotiating.
I’m pretty sure he took it all from Timecop…
Senator McComb – ” The countries going down the drain because of special interests. We need someone in the White House who’s so rich, he doesn’t have to listen to anybody. When I’m in office, it’s gonna be like the 80’s again. Top 10% will get richer, the other 90% can emigrate to Mexico, where they can live a better life. ”
Ahead of its’ time really.
Ah, yes. The protagonist in the great American movie Live Hard, Die Free. He sure showed Hans.
I respectfully disagree. Ellis resembles Don Jr with the coke and shitty attitude, and his negotiations with Gruber were terrible.
However; the Nakatomi Corporation is incredibly successful. There is no way Takagi or Nakatomi are letting someone like Ellis stick around if he’s not making bank.
Harry is about sixty thousand times more likeable.
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Well I can’t not upvote Die Hard
Putin, bubbe. I’m your white knight.
The clueless, cocaine snorting, annoying, self-important ~~conman~~ salesman from Die Hard? Yep, that’s Trump alright!
So true! 👍
Ellis, you shouldn’t be doing this
Listen Justin, why don’t you just give them the detonators?
https://i.redd.it/1d78jgtch6oe1.gif
Yippee ky-yay.
Q. What’s the difference between Trump and Harry Ellis, the sleazy, coke-snorting businessman from Die Hard?
A. About 100 pounds.
Everyone who watched this movie after 2016 had the same exact thought. It’s so perfect.
I’m so fuckin mad. I’m so god damn mad you made this connection before I did. TRUMP IS ELLIS, JD VANCE IS ELLIS, ELON IS ELLIS, THEY’RE ALL ELLIS. Logging into my alt accounts to upvote this more than once.


Wow! So right. lol!
Wonder if he called vlad bubbie
Damn I couldn’t figure out who don jr reminds me of until now
Isn’t that Don, Jr?


You make deals with a gun I do it with fountain pen
… Finds out the difference immediately
“Buuh bee”
This is the cinematic embodiment of the sleazy 80s business guy, and Trump is the living embodiment of that same era.
I will remember this next December when I watch my favorite Christmas movie.
“Booby!”
The problem is that the red hats see tRump as McClane.
😂😂😂
I, as a member of Asian Dawn, demand someone else do the negotiating.
I’m pretty sure he took it all from Timecop…
Senator McComb – ” The countries going down the drain because of special interests. We need someone in the White House who’s so rich, he doesn’t have to listen to anybody. When I’m in office, it’s gonna be like the 80’s again. Top 10% will get richer, the other 90% can emigrate to Mexico, where they can live a better life. ”
Ahead of its’ time really.
Ah, yes. The protagonist in the great American movie Live Hard, Die Free. He sure showed Hans.
I respectfully disagree. Ellis resembles Don Jr with the coke and shitty attitude, and his negotiations with Gruber were terrible.
However; the Nakatomi Corporation is incredibly successful. There is no way Takagi or Nakatomi are letting someone like Ellis stick around if he’s not making bank.
Harry is about sixty thousand times more likeable.
And I fucking hate Harry.
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