My Brother is a teacher and received this biscuit spread from the catering dept. for their training day lunch…

41 comments

1. Well, isn’t your brother lucky

2. Did they get told that lunch would be provided? That’s shocking if so.

3. Thats like mixing M&Ms and Skittles in the same bowl.

   Deviant behaviour!

4. I’m getting wind just looking at this picture.

5. Pass the gravy, pal. I need some Bisto on me Bourbons.

6. This is the public sector equivalent of being taken out for champagne and oysters. Well done to him!

7. Good grief that is depressing

8. This is unacceptable

9. In the nursing home I used to work at, down to the metal trays and paper doilies this is exactly what we’d serve to the residents on the tea trolley.  The cheapest biscuits. The most basic presentation.

10. Nice.

    Or they might be custard creams. Can’t tell from here

11. Wot, no hobnobs?!

12. Pax

13. Are those chocolate custard creams on the left tray?! Why have I never seen these before!!

14. They did get served some sandwiches, crisps etc as well, didn’t they?

15. Dead fucking classy, look they tried to arrange them all nice.

16. That plate needs a hobnob or 2 and a wee cheeky choccy digestive

17. No expense ~~spared~~.

18. Why in gods green earth have they put TUC with the bourbons and custard creams! … every things gonna taste of salt and cheese!! Abomination!!!!

19. Better than nothing. Which is what many get now. Sadly.

20. Wait, that’s TUC crackers isn’t it, mixed in with the bourbons and custard creams. Who does that?!

21. Platter of dreams

22. No sweaty cheese to go with the Tuc crackers on the right?

23. You’ve got 2 courses there. Cheesy Tuc biscuits for main and Bourbons for dessert. I don’t see the problem

24. What the actual hell? Tuc in with the bourbons???? Call the cops its a crime against biscuit selection.

25. Who puts sweet biscuits and savoury crackers on the same plate

26. OP, was this actually FOR their training day lunch or PART of it?

    A tray of biscuits that have been obviously handled is obviously a disappointing lunch!

27. Is that cheesy biscuits piled on top of bourbons and custard creams? That makes me uncomfortable!

28. Just biscuits? Nothing savoury?

29. someone really took inspiration from sweet and salty popcorn and thought it could apply here

30. Pathetic

31. Savoury and sweet on the same plate? What are we, back in Tudor times? Have we learnt nothing??

32. Received a free biscuit spread? You were lucky…

    /python

33. For tuc sake

34. I respect this lunch. A few times a year I get a giant mug and do a whole pack of chocolate hobnobs for my lunch, it’s glorious. But you feel disgusting afterwards.

35. Are those Tuc biscuits and bourbons, on the same plate?

36. Get the cuppas on be absolutely sorted

37. bourbon biscuits are the public sector chocolate biscuits

38. We used to get sandwiches, soup and biscuits. Tea and coffee too. Now we get nothing 😞

39. How long do you get to sit in the scoffing chair before having to let the next person have a go?

40. Nothing like a nice biscuit salad for lunch ! For people who regard a Terry’s Chocolate Orange as one of their 5-a-day !

41. Tucs mixed with Custard Creams is the English equivalent of that time when someone mixed peanut m&ms Reece’s Pieces and those little bastard hard things covered in chocolate that I can’t remember the name of 

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