Considering where Aviano is I’m surprised Musk didn’t get a long list of ways in which they fucked his mom, plus several hundred porcodio e porcamadonna attached
LMAOOOOOO. This is as delusional as when Russian hackers attack our PA websites, and people don’t even notice
1. Railed ur mum
This applies also to the other 4 points remaining, I’m too lazy to do it properly.
He should be happy they even answered, had he tried this in Spain they probably would be too busy sleeping to read the email
Imagine your workers having a rather stable set of rights
Next he’ll go for Pedro, who says “No” because neither does he have a job nor has he done 5 things last week.
Poor old yanks, must suck not having unions
They provide the best cuisine for soldiers and personnel of world’ most unlettered nation about food.
Know your boundaries, little man.
I think Musk could manage to generate so much worker-hostile energy to resuscitate Berlinguer, who would then create the *n*th iteration of the PCI and go on to win the next elections.
The sort of responses they would receive from us if they tried this in the UK:
*Day 1) Attended a pube farming training course.*
*Day 2) Held fart lighting contest*
*Day 3) Attended hospital, having arse burns treated.*
*Day 4) Pub*
*Day 5) Trained a troupe of performing sheep to baa “God Save The King” in Welsh whilst juggling coconuts*.
A few responses similar to the above would probably drive home the message.
I bet most of them wanted to reply something like:
1. To mare, diocan
2. To sorea, diocan
3. To zia, diocan
4. To mare, denovo diocan
5. Butate in condotta, diocan
1) abbiamo guardato la partita del Napoli in caserma (team building)
2) abbiamo ascoltato la conferenza stampa (training time)
3) abbiamo giocato a fifa (applying what we learnt)
4) abbiamo ordinato la pizza (strategic thinking)
5) tutti a nanna (another team building session 😛 )
“porcoddio non ci devi rompere il cazzo”
If your boss ask you to answer what you did and you reply “no”, you’re just going to have another find another job.
This is such a stupid flex.
Edit: I see lots of disapointed kids in the replies. You people have no job, that’s why you don’t understand how it works. If you say no to the hand that feeds you, you will go hungry. That’s how it works and you’ll understand when you grow up.
Ma va cagare, che cazzo vuole sto rincoglionito da quelli di Aviano?
Hello,
Stick this e-mail up your Yankee ass.
Sincerely,
The normal people
I wish I was there. I bet they’ve had a great laugh
Thinking Italians are doing five things at all is crazy talk
Too bad we don’t have US bases in France, would’ve loved to see the response
I would‘ve responded with something like this:
1) Railed your mum
2) Pissed on a Tesla
3) Railed your mum again
4) Vandalised a Tesla showroom
5) Railed your mum once more
> Italy is not the Wild West like the U.S.
[Side-eyes Sergio Leone’s films and all the spaghetti westerns that followed]
“In fact our version of the wild west is vastly superior to yours”
Recieve email with a very easy request whose main purpose is to check that you are a worker that is working and not one “imaginary worker” for someone to collect more paychecks or someone whose work position was made redundant, was not assigned a new one and is just collecting a paycheck….
Chimp out at the sheer gall of being asked by your employee… what five things did you do last week.
Seriously if everyone answered DOGE there would be millions of emails they aren’t gonna read all that shit, they are just gonna check that you answered with a python script and be done with it.
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Considering where Aviano is I’m surprised Musk didn’t get a long list of ways in which they fucked his mom, plus several hundred porcodio e porcamadonna attached
LMAOOOOOO. This is as delusional as when Russian hackers attack our PA websites, and people don’t even notice
1. Railed ur mum
This applies also to the other 4 points remaining, I’m too lazy to do it properly.
He should be happy they even answered, had he tried this in Spain they probably would be too busy sleeping to read the email
Imagine your workers having a rather stable set of rights
Next he’ll go for Pedro, who says “No” because neither does he have a job nor has he done 5 things last week.
Poor old yanks, must suck not having unions
They provide the best cuisine for soldiers and personnel of world’ most unlettered nation about food.
Know your boundaries, little man.
I think Musk could manage to generate so much worker-hostile energy to resuscitate Berlinguer, who would then create the *n*th iteration of the PCI and go on to win the next elections.
The sort of responses they would receive from us if they tried this in the UK:
*Day 1) Attended a pube farming training course.*
*Day 2) Held fart lighting contest*
*Day 3) Attended hospital, having arse burns treated.*
*Day 4) Pub*
*Day 5) Trained a troupe of performing sheep to baa “God Save The King” in Welsh whilst juggling coconuts*.
A few responses similar to the above would probably drive home the message.
I bet most of them wanted to reply something like:
1. To mare, diocan
2. To sorea, diocan
3. To zia, diocan
4. To mare, denovo diocan
5. Butate in condotta, diocan
1) abbiamo guardato la partita del Napoli in caserma (team building)
2) abbiamo ascoltato la conferenza stampa (training time)
3) abbiamo giocato a fifa (applying what we learnt)
4) abbiamo ordinato la pizza (strategic thinking)
5) tutti a nanna (another team building session 😛 )
“porcoddio non ci devi rompere il cazzo”
If your boss ask you to answer what you did and you reply “no”, you’re just going to have another find another job.
This is such a stupid flex.
Edit: I see lots of disapointed kids in the replies. You people have no job, that’s why you don’t understand how it works. If you say no to the hand that feeds you, you will go hungry. That’s how it works and you’ll understand when you grow up.
Ma va cagare, che cazzo vuole sto rincoglionito da quelli di Aviano?
Hello,
Stick this e-mail up your Yankee ass.
Sincerely,
The normal people
I wish I was there. I bet they’ve had a great laugh
Thinking Italians are doing five things at all is crazy talk
Too bad we don’t have US bases in France, would’ve loved to see the response
I would‘ve responded with something like this:
1) Railed your mum
2) Pissed on a Tesla
3) Railed your mum again
4) Vandalised a Tesla showroom
5) Railed your mum once more
> Italy is not the Wild West like the U.S.
[Side-eyes Sergio Leone’s films and all the spaghetti westerns that followed]
“In fact our version of the wild west is vastly superior to yours”
Recieve email with a very easy request whose main purpose is to check that you are a worker that is working and not one “imaginary worker” for someone to collect more paychecks or someone whose work position was made redundant, was not assigned a new one and is just collecting a paycheck….
Chimp out at the sheer gall of being asked by your employee… what five things did you do last week.
Seriously if everyone answered DOGE there would be millions of emails they aren’t gonna read all that shit, they are just gonna check that you answered with a python script and be done with it.
The only proper response: 😂😂🤔😂👋🏻
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