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  1. Could have been posted by a Dutchman in 1830. Giving up Flanders and Wallonia because France is helping them gain independence fighting the Dutch army.

  2. After seeing a lot of jokes but also a lot of fucking racist comments, i would have said Charleroi for the ugliness (j’y suis tout le temps bande de bauyards de carolos, mais avouez que c’est pas sexy comme endroit), but now, I would say Flanders. For once, it would have a real de-nazification purpose when you see the voting results…

    Downvote me to oblivion, fucking nationalists! For god’ sake, there are the other half of the population worth meeting!

  3. That Baarle Hertog abomination should go, let’s give our Dutch neighbors some Russian enclaves to deal with.

    edit: in essence it would stay the same, a cheap gas walhalla

  4. Gent. Antwerpenaars take the piss out of everybody else but privately dump on Antwerp at least as much. Gentenaars, though, the true believers of their own superiority (in my experience).

  5. We literally already did this. Young Belgium gave up half of Luxembourg and Limburg in exchange for a peace treaty with the Netherlands.

  6. Wallonië, Brussel en de Duitstalige gemeenschap. Zeeland toevoegen aan Vlaanderen. De hele federale knoeiboel opgelost.

  7. Lol, not the right question for our country I’m afraid.

    Many people in Flanders would gladly donate Wallonia for Flanders independence.

  8. Problem is that Putin wouldn’t accept just anything, he takes what he feels is best. He wouldn’t be satisfied with a strip of uninhabited land. If he were to invade Belgium, he’d probably try to take the big cities and economic centres in the North rather than some hilly backwater inhabited by 5 cows and a farmer who wouldn’t even notice.

  9. ….Is all of Wallonia an option?

    This is just a joke about my dislike of french as a language, don’t bf mad, please.

  10. Antwerp. The “parking” can live perfectly fine by itself, without the constant sneering and arrogance.

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