This is so true

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1. There’s always a cold going round

2. I wait til it’s past then start it again

3. I got the bastard now !

4. It’s like you can use any noun to describe having been extremely intoxicated and people will understand what you mean.

   *Got completely fucking squirrelled last night, feel like shit*

   *I was off my gasket, fell down the stairs*

   *That fkn weed’s outrageous, completely armchaired by 8 o clock I was. Ate two pizzas & a box of French Fancies*

   Etc

5. I love the advice given by people when you have a cold; “stay warm in bed, drink some lemon and honey, and take paracetamol”. Oh great advice, I had been planning on smoking crack and swimming the channel.

6. Well there is one going round at the moment

7. Yeah because every British person thinks sniffing twice in a day constitutes a week of moaning.

8. Must be a cold going around at present coz I’ve got one 🙁

9. I mean there must be one going around if they’ve got it

10. There is. I have one.
    Definitely going round.

11. I have one right now, so logic dictates there must be one going around

12. Pharmacist here: there IS always a flu going around. Same for a stomach bug

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