First Trump asked Denmark for Greenland, now the US president wants their eggs

38 comments

1. Brother, can you spare an egg?

2. Either he’s a genius the world has never seen before or wth is going on with this guy? I’m not following him. What’s his plan? Is he just blabbing for the sake of blabbing?

3. He doesn’t have the cards!

4. Dementia

5. Just do your job man

6. And they want everyone to buy their chickens.

7. What a tool

8. First it was Greenland. Now eggs. If the Danes hold fast, this might all be ended with a special edition Lego set of Mar-a-Lago.

9. Donald can suck eggs.

10. There is a word for all this – idiot

11. I am once again asking you for your avian ovulations.

12. Did he say thank you? 

13. If Denmark needs to do this – Offer em for the current US retail.

14. I hope he ask for bacon and toast also. I can’t eat eggs alone

15. Seems like he doesn’t have the cards

16. He’s being greedy and dumb as usual.

17. He’ll take half your eggs and in return he’ll also take Greenland. He says it’s a great deal, and Putin agrees.

18. And here I was thinking the USA was relying on Danemark for Ozempic first and foremost.

19. Pathetic. You don’t have the cards, my boy.

20. Maybe he should ask Denmark how to be a decent fucking president

21. I’m waiting for this ad to appear on Canadian television:
    ” in the United States there are many children that are heading off to school without any eggs, please donate to the American children’s egg fund”

22. Don’t give him shit, I can go without eggs

23. So Denmark might ask for Alaska in exchange for eggs.

24. Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?

25. Keep the eggs, send them the salmonella.

26. Green Eggs and Land

27. simpleton and his kkklown kabinet haven’t thought this through.

    Ask a qualified person (shipping, freight etc.) about the logistics of transporting even 1 million eggs – let alone the huge number needed to end this shortage.

28. You see, he had to ask for something ridiculous to make the ask for eggs seem less ridiculous. It’s in the fart of the deal

29. We’re not a serious country. I’m sorry for the rest of the world that has to deal with our President’s nonsense.

30. Why did the chicken cross the road?

31. Oeuf!

32. He cant have eggs, but he can have Deez Nuts.

33. it’s great that this sundowning madman is in charge of America….

34. Who is this guy? A fat old game show host pretending to be anything else?

35. Our president is a little bitch. Treat him as such.

36. There will be eggs, beautiful eggs, the best eggs. No one knows eggs like me. Trust me, we’ll have so many eggs you’ll say “Mr President, stop, we have enough eggs”. But I won’t stop, we’ll keep getting eggs.

37. Crazy grandpa is off his meds again….

38. He’s going to get some eggs alright. Just not delivered the way he hoped.

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