Damn right, I’m even going to make a freedom omelette for breakfast
Hang on tight, my fellow Europeans. Now excuse me, while I take a two-minute walk to my nearest grocery store and buy some reasonably-priced champagne.
Also enjoy how relatively cheap they are, perhaps by having a three egg omelette rather than two.
Can we do a GOOD MORNING EUROPA and have me as the host?
You know, this might be contrarian but I think this is the moment where we stop being nasty cunts, reflect for a moment how we can repatriate the cool Americans and then we can be cunts again to the rest.
An idea: let’s export eggs but only to blue states and let’s be sure to slap a slogan on each egg: “we love you, son/daughter. Just come home. Love, Europe”
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Damn right, I’m even going to make a freedom omelette for breakfast
Hang on tight, my fellow Europeans. Now excuse me, while I take a two-minute walk to my nearest grocery store and buy some reasonably-priced champagne.
Thread to post your eggs ⤵️
https://preview.redd.it/7ps524q2xsoe1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2b04f5b21991d6f8460ab31c2e2ebd88045e0f9
Also enjoy how relatively cheap they are, perhaps by having a three egg omelette rather than two.
Can we do a GOOD MORNING EUROPA and have me as the host?
You know, this might be contrarian but I think this is the moment where we stop being nasty cunts, reflect for a moment how we can repatriate the cool Americans and then we can be cunts again to the rest.
An idea: let’s export eggs but only to blue states and let’s be sure to slap a slogan on each egg: “we love you, son/daughter. Just come home. Love, Europe”
https://preview.redd.it/nytv0jzx0toe1.jpeg?width=668&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8d1b1c34df6dc6e391f2f96d6a9df8c8e505ceb
Lunch for today, legit question: do you eat eggs with peas in your countries? (Sorry nordicks if this is too much colour in one plate for you)
Here in Switzerland we have a shortage somehow
Excellent for us.
Eggs shall end for you.
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