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1. He should wear an helmet.

2. His skin and his ego bruise quite easily.

3. LOL

4. Lmfao that or hell say there coming after microphones and won’t tolerate microphone terrorism..

   If we see you at a microphone store we’re coming after you.

5. He’ll give himself a Purple Heart!

6. In other news.

   The Trump administration is investigating how they can tariff microphones.

7. Hoping jaw bone spurs stop him from talking.

8. 

9. https://i.redd.it/pxddtey31voe1.gif

10. Yep, survived yet another assasination attempt.

11. 3rd attempt!

12. We still ain’t ever seen this supposed bullet wound (he wasn’t shot).

    Which begs so many questions.

13. 😂😂😂

14. He will count it as another assassination attempt and give himself a Purple Heart.

15. MAGATS going to boycott microphones..or wear them, shit or both

16. Trump finnaly speaking at Jojo’s Bizzare adventure

17. That makes 3 assassination attempts now.

18. MOH soon to be issued.

19. At Trump’s next press conference

    https://preview.redd.it/tlbi9zyy6voe1.jpeg?width=633&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2046d86792944189fb725d94523c9a11be03792f

20. This brutal assault has left me disfigured and due to the heinous attack by the media. I have decided to ban all free press.
    – Probably Donald Trump (god i hope this stays as a joke and doesn’t happen)

21. Next: a new executive order that bans all reporters with microphones.

22. You forgot where he blames democrats

23. The assassination attempt tally is going up, ***for this?***

24. Haha notice he has never mentioned being shot in the ear?

25. “The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed.”

26. https://i.redd.it/eyw6pnkogvoe1.gif

27. Trump has a whole warehouse full of those bandages he’s trying to get rid of…

    “Make ear bandages great again” is his latest slogan.

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