Why I stopped going to bars at uni. Just not hot enough by BWBritishCock Tags:Great BritishGreat British MemesMemesUnited Kingdom 9 comments I like this but will admit to finding it hard to relate too. I am objectively hot. Need evidence? My mum told me I was the most handsome boy. Don’t DM me, I won’t be sharing pics and no I don’t have an onlyfans account! But maybe I will if I get enough likes 💋💋💋 Can’t relate, not because I’m hot though. I am so violently, horrifyingly, almost incomprehensibly ugly that bartenders serve me so I leave them alone As an ex bartender, this is actually wrong. Think about it, who do I want to keep at the bar, the hot one, or the ugly one. The hot one of course, so I’m going to serve the less hot one first. Pro-tip: If you can’t be hot, be tall. When they look at you with a ‘I don’t have time to deal with this one’ expression. 🥲 No wonder he is looking glum. In Medieval days there weren’t many electronics to fix for Mend it Mark. i always just maintain an awkward level of eye contact so they serve you to make you leave them alone 👁️👁️ Yeah, I feel this pain!! Or if you’re short and average looking Comments are closed.
I like this but will admit to finding it hard to relate too. I am objectively hot. Need evidence? My mum told me I was the most handsome boy. Don’t DM me, I won’t be sharing pics and no I don’t have an onlyfans account! But maybe I will if I get enough likes 💋💋💋
Can’t relate, not because I’m hot though. I am so violently, horrifyingly, almost incomprehensibly ugly that bartenders serve me so I leave them alone
As an ex bartender, this is actually wrong. Think about it, who do I want to keep at the bar, the hot one, or the ugly one. The hot one of course, so I’m going to serve the less hot one first.
No wonder he is looking glum. In Medieval days there weren’t many electronics to fix for Mend it Mark.
i always just maintain an awkward level of eye contact so they serve you to make you leave them alone 👁️👁️
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I like this but will admit to finding it hard to relate too. I am objectively hot.
Need evidence? My mum told me I was the most handsome boy.
Don’t DM me, I won’t be sharing pics and no I don’t have an onlyfans account! But maybe I will if I get enough likes
💋💋💋
Can’t relate, not because I’m hot though. I am so violently, horrifyingly, almost incomprehensibly ugly that bartenders serve me so I leave them alone
As an ex bartender, this is actually wrong.
Think about it, who do I want to keep at the bar, the hot one, or the ugly one. The hot one of course, so I’m going to serve the less hot one first.
Pro-tip: If you can’t be hot, be tall.
When they look at you with a ‘I don’t have time to deal with this one’ expression. 🥲
No wonder he is looking glum. In Medieval days there weren’t many electronics to fix for Mend it Mark.
i always just maintain an awkward level of eye contact so they serve you to make you leave them alone 👁️👁️
Yeah, I feel this pain!!
Or if you’re short and average looking
Comments are closed.