Jesus… even inanimate objects are getting more action than I’ve had in 8 years… and in public too… ffs…
More cushion for the pushin’…
I reckon the one of the right’s an Emma
Surprised the police aren’t there. How rude
This is obscene. I remember a post on this very sub from a few years ago of two wheelie bins doing it (for want of a more polite phrase), and now even the mattresses are at it! What is this world coming to?
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Ooooo…suits you sir
That’s how they make single mattresses.
“The estate agent put this up as a 3-bed property, so we best cracking at it love!”
Get a room!
Nearly done!
Mr Soft advert (from the 80s)
I mean to have you, boy, even if it must be burglary
https://preview.redd.it/xl48oz0ktwoe1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bda70b5ce426637160632e44d0394265f83e023
Two best mattress jokes out there tbh
Left outside in Staines….
Jesus… even inanimate objects are getting more action than I’ve had in 8 years… and in public too… ffs…
More cushion for the pushin’…
I reckon the one of the right’s an Emma
Surprised the police aren’t there. How rude
This is obscene. I remember a post on this very sub from a few years ago of two wheelie bins doing it (for want of a more polite phrase), and now even the mattresses are at it! What is this world coming to?
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getting laid
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