Tate is king of tucking tho – so valuable skill for some people
Pub Barry can guide my way into the true Dunkleheit of the English Nacht
That’s unironically, very good, truthful and genuinely good advice!
I’d sooner gouge my eyes out and eat them raw with beans and American cheese than start humanizing that future waste of a rope that is tate. Of course I’d chose any Barry available over such an insult to my species.
“exotic” is an us term.
We use “premium axis country sport car” in the civilised world
Right dude
Friendly guy in the pub. 100% would end in more satisfaction in bed too.
Barry over any yank every day
You have a choice of “eat only meat, climate change isn’t real, watch me screw up a good point about men’s issues by going some weird conservative rant, also I was addicted to drugs”, “we’re in a simulation, you need a billion hos and a rolex to be a real man, also human trafficking is fun”, or “you’re looking a bit sad today, lad, let me buy you a pint, you doing all right pal, let’s go and see the tank museum this weekend with the fellas eh?”
Bazza every time
Who’s the AIDS patient on the bottom left?
*”Ere, down this pint of Sambuca and go and jump in the swimming pool from that 18th floor balcony. It’ll be MENTAL”*
NGL, I used to work with old Englishmen like Barry in my previous firm. The guys were downing pints like it was water, but they were incredibly nice and funny. One of them died of cancer a few years ago and I’m still sad that I didn’t get more time to spend with them.
Bob, you were a wonderful bloke, I hope you can have a few pints up there for us and take the piss at the French while you wait until I get there to put ya into place.
I think the best way to judge any situation is always to follow the money.
You have a guy flashing his fancy cars and his designer clobber yet he’s still asking for your money. Look at how he spends his money, look at how much money he has and yet look how much money he’s asking from you. He’s a fucking crook and it’s obvious when you follow the money.
Then you have big Bazza. Spends all this money in the pub or the bookies. Drives a 2006 Astra. First person to buy you a pint as soon as you walk into the pub. Definitely not a crook.
There’s something very homoerotic about the alpha male ™ e-celebs. And the whole, “sex for pleasure is gay” doesn’t really help them. And like, I’m cool, whatever, I don’t care if you like men or women, both or neither…. Just be yourself, there’s nothing to hide. You don’t need to invite other men to “Testosterone Navy Boot Camp for Real Men” if you want to see other men naked.
Funny story- my first day in Bristol (i was in Erasmus) i went with a really beautiful friend to a pub, and befriended some really amazing gentlemen that served as submarine crew for the Royal Navy during the war. Never disrespectful, always cheerful, they made us feel at home. Amazing experience, would recommend to everyone.
Bucko!
Well, you clearly forgot to add in the left corner these following things.
1) Trafficking women
2) Trafficking minors
3) Abusing those trafficked women and minors
4) Threatening them by telling them to stay otherwise their pics would be leaked to their parents
5) Commit millions of dollars of tax evasion
6) Being a literal cancer, and jump on any side on any day. i.e, one day Dubai next Russia, one day Caliphate next day nazi’s
7) Scamming insecure losers and kids out of their pocket money or life savings
8) Be an insecure scum who isn’t even 6’3, but actually around 6’1 and an half, and of course lie about what not.
(All of this goes credit to Mrs baldy Tates.)
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Barry… Less likely you cunts would find out who I am.
Friendly alpha celeb advice in a pub: “I think that hooker fancies you, go drive to her in your exotic car”
Barry so long as he isn’t drinking until he passes out
“Wash your balls” is all in all not that bad an advice.
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Tate is king of tucking tho – so valuable skill for some people
Pub Barry can guide my way into the true Dunkleheit of the English Nacht
That’s unironically, very good, truthful and genuinely good advice!
I’d sooner gouge my eyes out and eat them raw with beans and American cheese than start humanizing that future waste of a rope that is tate. Of course I’d chose any Barry available over such an insult to my species.
“exotic” is an us term.
We use “premium axis country sport car” in the civilised world
Right dude
Friendly guy in the pub. 100% would end in more satisfaction in bed too.
Barry over any yank every day
You have a choice of “eat only meat, climate change isn’t real, watch me screw up a good point about men’s issues by going some weird conservative rant, also I was addicted to drugs”, “we’re in a simulation, you need a billion hos and a rolex to be a real man, also human trafficking is fun”, or “you’re looking a bit sad today, lad, let me buy you a pint, you doing all right pal, let’s go and see the tank museum this weekend with the fellas eh?”
Bazza every time
Who’s the AIDS patient on the bottom left?
*”Ere, down this pint of Sambuca and go and jump in the swimming pool from that 18th floor balcony. It’ll be MENTAL”*
NGL, I used to work with old Englishmen like Barry in my previous firm. The guys were downing pints like it was water, but they were incredibly nice and funny. One of them died of cancer a few years ago and I’m still sad that I didn’t get more time to spend with them.
Bob, you were a wonderful bloke, I hope you can have a few pints up there for us and take the piss at the French while you wait until I get there to put ya into place.
I think the best way to judge any situation is always to follow the money.
You have a guy flashing his fancy cars and his designer clobber yet he’s still asking for your money. Look at how he spends his money, look at how much money he has and yet look how much money he’s asking from you. He’s a fucking crook and it’s obvious when you follow the money.
Then you have big Bazza. Spends all this money in the pub or the bookies. Drives a 2006 Astra. First person to buy you a pint as soon as you walk into the pub. Definitely not a crook.
There’s something very homoerotic about the alpha male ™ e-celebs. And the whole, “sex for pleasure is gay” doesn’t really help them. And like, I’m cool, whatever, I don’t care if you like men or women, both or neither…. Just be yourself, there’s nothing to hide. You don’t need to invite other men to “Testosterone Navy Boot Camp for Real Men” if you want to see other men naked.
Funny story- my first day in Bristol (i was in Erasmus) i went with a really beautiful friend to a pub, and befriended some really amazing gentlemen that served as submarine crew for the Royal Navy during the war. Never disrespectful, always cheerful, they made us feel at home. Amazing experience, would recommend to everyone.
Bucko!
Well, you clearly forgot to add in the left corner these following things.
1) Trafficking women
2) Trafficking minors
3) Abusing those trafficked women and minors
4) Threatening them by telling them to stay otherwise their pics would be leaked to their parents
5) Commit millions of dollars of tax evasion
6) Being a literal cancer, and jump on any side on any day. i.e, one day Dubai next Russia, one day Caliphate next day nazi’s
7) Scamming insecure losers and kids out of their pocket money or life savings
8) Be an insecure scum who isn’t even 6’3, but actually around 6’1 and an half, and of course lie about what not.
(All of this goes credit to Mrs baldy Tates.)
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