‘Wee and poo attacker’ found dead in UK village as locals discover true identity

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/wee-poo-attacker-found-dead-34886737

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21 comments

  1. >Police uncovered heaps of his poo and wee

    Was this written by a child?

  3. Jesus fucking christ the quality of this article is horrific.

    ”Back in 2009, Bristol Crown Court heard all about attempts to chuck Daifallah out of Blighty, but fast forward to 2017, reports suggested he was still on British soil.”

    Was the chatGTP prompt for this waffle “pretend you are an illiterate cockle seller from the 1900’s”

  4. Gloucester.

    I’ve said it before that Gloucester is probably the most disappointing town in the country. Everyone knows that Slough and Luton are total shitholes, but they also know the bucolic loveliness of the Cotswolds. Given that Happiness = Reality – Expectations, people’s expectations are high.

    While GloucesterSHIRE is pretty, the city of Gloucester is a ghastly place.

  7. I thought the lad going around in the gimp suit was mental.

    This is even more mental 😂

  9. I’m against the use of AI to write news articles, but maybe the Star should give it a try

  10. Accidents happen all the time

    What makes you think it was murrdurr 

  11. Accidents happen all the time

    What makes you think it was murrdurr 

  13. If someone asked me what its like to live in Britain I’d show them this headline

  14. This 3rd worlder should never have been in the country to begin with and should’ve been deported for his disgusting crimes.

  15. How sad, very tragic, what’s everyone having for dinner?

  16. Does anyone read this and think:

    Thankfully we have human rights act that allow them in and activist judges that block deportation

    Arent we great?!

  18. The Daily Star doesn’t get a gold star for journalistic integrity or quality

  19. Please stop sharing Daily Star garbage or allowing their self-promotion through this sub

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