My affair with Liz Truss ruined my marriage, admits former Tory MP

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/liz-truss-affair-mark-field-b2716016.html

by JayR_97

45 comments

  1. And our country’s love affair with Liz Truss also fucked us over big time.

    That’s the thing with Liz – she fucks you then fucks you over. Good times.

  2. Who the fuck would admit that, you could rip my teeth out and nails off with pliers and I would never admit something like that.

  3. I ruined my marriage by fucking another woman, Tory MP fails to admit, preferring to blame the woman.

  4. When you shack up with the inept version of satan, expect to lose everything.

  5. Well duh, you had an affair. That’s on you. It doesn’t matter who it was with to your wife, you had a relationship with another woman.

  6. Who knew having affairs would ruin your marriage? Crazy

  7. What is the point of this in the news? I wish she would go away for good

  8. I had an affair and it ruined my marriage – says man who didn’t realise that cheating on your wife may have consequences.

  9. Who on earth would even choose her over…well anything really. An electric pencil sharpener would be more appealing to be frank. 

    Also…he’s just as much to blame, he consented to shagging the witch. He made his bed let him lie in it, England on the other hand didn’t even get a heads up before she road our economy into oblivion for a few days.

  10. I wouldn’t throw it all away for them right wing milkers but I def would

  11. For those not wanting to click, it’s Mark Field.

    For those being tempted to click, be warned. It’s quite nauseating

  12. I fucked a lettuce says Tory MP in a completely not shocking report

  13. “”He recalled that “even then, Liz came across” as intensely focused on success, displaying “the parroting of slogans, the blind partisanship and the need to present it all with a veneer of absolute confidence”.”

    Basically sums up the Tory party

  14. Who knew that new pork markets included Tory sausages.

  15. To be fair, I can see the attraction.

    You’d never have to worry about her complaining you didn’t last very long.

  16. The countries affair with Liz Truss ruined a few things too.

  17. It’s probably not even that his wife is angry he cheated, but that she’s utterly disgusted that he could be attracted to that absolutely insane, broken brained loon.

  18. I’m sure Liz’s husband will enjoy reading in the press how his wife shagged another man.

  19. That’s some crazy take; you cheating on your wife has nothing to do with the other woman involved, regardless of their status. There is no take here where you can relieve the blame off of yourself and get away with something like this.

  20. Like her time in office, their affair was short lived and finished with a disappointingly weak pound

  21. So was Liz Truss technically cheating on this guy since she was also fucking the economy?

  22. Imagine publicly admitting to messing with this fruit loop 😭

  23. Has an affair and it ruins their marriage. Who would’ve thunk

  24. Who would have an affair with Liz Truss???? That’s the bigger question

  26. Of all the women to have an affair with, he picked a lettuce.

  27. Good God this article is amazing! The jokes write themselves… Constantly referring to Truss’ short period in office at every opportunity and implying she was a posing neurotic mess – this has to be deliberate, all it’s missing is a lettuce reference!

    “ Mark Field, MP for Cities of London and Westminster from 2001 to 2019, revealed the “first serious signs of cracks” in his marriage began “just as Elizabeth Truss entered his life”. “ – yeah Mark, now you know how the rest of the country feels!

  28. I’d sooner have had the lettuce, would have been better conversation too.

  29. Batman wouldn’t be able to get this information out of me.

  30. Well that’s what you get for cheating. And with Liz Truss of all people. Never would I admit it. The shame would die with me.

  32. “If only id shagged a 19-yr-old parliamentary aide who had less strident views on the economy, my wife would still love me.”

  33. The poor wife.

    Imagine opening the pantry door to your husband going at it with a cabbage like Jason Biggs with a pie.

  34. Well he’s not the only one of us who’s fucked Liz Truss because she fucked the whole country!

  35. Imagine being betrayed with Liz Truss, poor woman needs a morale boost

  36. Small potatoes. Just a few years later she screwed the whole country.

  37. “My wife would have forgiven me, but when she found out it was Truss… she was just so insulted she could never take me back. “

  38. Imagine finding Liz Truss “intoxicating”. Man must’ve simply been intoxicated throughout.

    Also, fuck this asshole for not accepting any blame.

  40. O would’ve thought his self respect was the biggest loser

  41. Tory MP admits to a complete lack of good judgement or taste….or morality.

  42. Guess we all had an affair with Liz Truss, seeing as she fucked the entire country.

  43. Oh no Mark, what happened? Were you innocently minding your own business when Liz Truss fell on your dick?

    Utter twat.

  44. A lot you the guys on here criticising Liz, would do her.

    Come on guys admit it.

    Would you?

  45. She’s a fiend for the pork markets eh? I genuinely am sorry for that imagery but I couldn’t suffer it alone.

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