Dear Paddies, why won’t you just accept these gifts we have most benevolently tried to bestow upon you? Out of the goodness of our hearts we allowed you to speak our own most beautiful language and yet we hear not a word of thanks in response. It’s almost like you aren’t grateful for how nice we were to you through the course of history.
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the Irish don’t get enough hate
Have fun starting your car tomorrow.
Ireland: “Fuck Britain colonialism is bad.”
Also Ireland: “Brb gonna sign Hitler’s condolence book.”
Good question. Why the irish dont speak irish? If Israel or chequia can do it , what is the irish excuse ?
*Dear England, you would be speaking French (and have a Catholic queen), if it weren’t for us*
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Hi Barry,
With respect, some of us are quite keen on you. We would like it if we got a little bit more money though, that would be cool. Those Tangis were really great, sorry we smashed them up. If you send more money so we can make our police stations look even more like Warhammer 40k bases, we promise to always paint slightly weird murals with your flag on it.
Lots of love,
your regarded child Billy
As much as I hate the British, I hated learning Irish even more.
We hold all the cars.
Ta
We literally wrote an encyclopedia worth of songs saying thank you? Can you guys not read between the lines?
We built your motorways Barry
Tá, go raibh míle maith agat as teip.
You’re welcome West Britain.
This made me lol
Madrid mentality
Being a half breed means I’m full of equal measures pride, shame, and rage.
Its done wonders for my blood pressure at times.
BTW OP, cracking session. Cheers man
My Irish (100%)-American grandfather said more than once that “the only good thing the English ever did for the Irish was to teach them to speak English.”
With particular reference to Irish migrants to the US, who were advantaged by sort-of speaking the local language when they arrived in New York.
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Dear Paddies, why won’t you just accept these gifts we have most benevolently tried to bestow upon you? Out of the goodness of our hearts we allowed you to speak our own most beautiful language and yet we hear not a word of thanks in response. It’s almost like you aren’t grateful for how nice we were to you through the course of history.
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the Irish don’t get enough hate
Have fun starting your car tomorrow.
Ireland: “Fuck Britain colonialism is bad.”
Also Ireland: “Brb gonna sign Hitler’s condolence book.”
Good question. Why the irish dont speak irish? If Israel or chequia can do it , what is the irish excuse ?
*Dear England, you would be speaking French (and have a Catholic queen), if it weren’t for us*
– 🇳🇱
Hi Barry,
With respect, some of us are quite keen on you. We would like it if we got a little bit more money though, that would be cool. Those Tangis were really great, sorry we smashed them up. If you send more money so we can make our police stations look even more like Warhammer 40k bases, we promise to always paint slightly weird murals with your flag on it.
Lots of love,
your regarded child Billy
As much as I hate the British, I hated learning Irish even more.
We hold all the cars.
Ta
We literally wrote an encyclopedia worth of songs saying thank you? Can you guys not read between the lines?
We built your motorways Barry
Tá, go raibh míle maith agat as teip.
You’re welcome West Britain.
This made me lol
Madrid mentality
Being a half breed means I’m full of equal measures pride, shame, and rage.
Its done wonders for my blood pressure at times.
BTW OP, cracking session. Cheers man
My Irish (100%)-American grandfather said more than once that “the only good thing the English ever did for the Irish was to teach them to speak English.”
With particular reference to Irish migrants to the US, who were advantaged by sort-of speaking the local language when they arrived in New York.
Downvote me if you must…😎☘️
Why can’t we all just get along?
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