Barry never seen an actual woman naked up close AND never been to portugal, checks out
That for sure its not the cause why the movie gonna suck.
Shhh… see, this is why we can’t trust you, Barries. First you guys took our gold and are now telling our secret.

Damn I wish my gf shaved her back as well 😍
I don’t think there’s a market that is going to not watch a movie because the main actress is Portuguese…
Not like the film would even show a woman’s naked back anyways, no?
We don’t deserve the beauty of these women
Barry is used to jpeg skin smoothing.
I see two eyebrows, not Portuguese. And she’s also awake, so not Spaniard either.
I love the online chuds who try to gaslight everyone into believing an attractive woman is ugly.
That’s just a good trim, almost buzz cut.
Not a big fan, as a normal Portuguese man i always go for clipper guard #4 +
I bet her nips are so hairy
1. That’s absolutely normal.
2. The movie isn’t going to bomb because a magnifying glass reveals back hair not visible in the movie.
3. She’s attractive but from interviews annoying as hell, and I’m sick of live action Disney remakes anyway, which suck and are a shit concept to start with. The movie will probably suck, and do OK financially by default, but not well.
I think casting the world’s shittest actress as the main villain will probably also contribute to any failure.
No muscles, no mustache and no unibrow, this bi*ch is just a portuguese wannabe.
Well, she does live with dwarves?
Not enough mustache to be Portuguese…
Women have hairs ?!?!
Advice for Prince Charming candidates: Don’t ruin your life, only we have been trained since birth to handle our drama queens.
I’ve seen Rachel Zegler for the first time in Shazam 2 and since then, she’s been my first and only celeb crush
This is almost “boobs feels like sand” levels of virginity
I dont get it
Well maybe the steriotypes really are true. Im portuguese and dont mind that at all.
Barry’s wife is in ceramic ? Peach fuzz was on most naked girls i have seen…
Honest question OP. Have you seen women up close too?
All this discourse about this movie being woke or not, and yet no one is talking about the real issue: not enough movies where giant monsters throw each other through entire cities like folding chairs.
Barry being a little too culturally close to the US savages and proving the point.
These incels are pathetic.
Thanks Barry now I’m horny at work
Also r/clevercomebacks and r/MurderedByWords.
This is a misunderstanding, men like this just have an issue if someone has a spine.
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10/10 would comb her back hair
Idk but that’s a plus, no?
Barry never seen an actual woman naked up close AND never been to portugal, checks out
That for sure its not the cause why the movie gonna suck.
Shhh… see, this is why we can’t trust you, Barries. First you guys took our gold and are now telling our secret.

Damn I wish my gf shaved her back as well 😍
I don’t think there’s a market that is going to not watch a movie because the main actress is Portuguese…
Not like the film would even show a woman’s naked back anyways, no?
We don’t deserve the beauty of these women
Barry is used to jpeg skin smoothing.
I see two eyebrows, not Portuguese. And she’s also awake, so not Spaniard either.
I love the online chuds who try to gaslight everyone into believing an attractive woman is ugly.
That’s just a good trim, almost buzz cut.
Not a big fan, as a normal Portuguese man i always go for clipper guard #4 +
I bet her nips are so hairy
1. That’s absolutely normal.
2. The movie isn’t going to bomb because a magnifying glass reveals back hair not visible in the movie.
3. She’s attractive but from interviews annoying as hell, and I’m sick of live action Disney remakes anyway, which suck and are a shit concept to start with. The movie will probably suck, and do OK financially by default, but not well.
I think casting the world’s shittest actress as the main villain will probably also contribute to any failure.
No muscles, no mustache and no unibrow, this bi*ch is just a portuguese wannabe.
Well, she does live with dwarves?
Not enough mustache to be Portuguese…
Women have hairs ?!?!
Advice for Prince Charming candidates: Don’t ruin your life, only we have been trained since birth to handle our drama queens.
I’ve seen Rachel Zegler for the first time in Shazam 2 and since then, she’s been my first and only celeb crush
This is almost “boobs feels like sand” levels of virginity
I dont get it
Well maybe the steriotypes really are true. Im portuguese and dont mind that at all.
Barry’s wife is in ceramic ? Peach fuzz was on most naked girls i have seen…
Honest question OP. Have you seen women up close too?
All this discourse about this movie being woke or not, and yet no one is talking about the real issue: not enough movies where giant monsters throw each other through entire cities like folding chairs.
Barry being a little too culturally close to the US savages and proving the point.
These incels are pathetic.
Thanks Barry now I’m horny at work
Also r/clevercomebacks and r/MurderedByWords.
This is a misunderstanding, men like this just have an issue if someone has a spine.
https://preview.redd.it/rglgpfgy6ope1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1d9b0ef353c556559a46eb4e5d92cea0eaa272a
its a Disney movie so who cares
no moustache and too much skin exposed, so no.
maybe a greek femboy?
She is Polish
“I can shave her”
As long as she’s pale skinned with black hair in the film I don’t care where she comes from. I love that skin/hair combo.
So white as a snow, schnee weiss .. yeah i now the snow of Silesia
Typical American shit, take European folklore and twist it to satisfy their greed. Here is a historic picture of Snow White and the dwarfs
https://preview.redd.it/rl1invvd2ppe1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d28325873e6c899c760938b562fcd46cb34babd
I thought she was dutch, living in Portugal.
She’s slightly taller than average, living in a cave or tree, but she is surrounded by a bunch of mutated, midget regards.
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