Labour announce plans to kick away old people’s sticks and run off laughing

Labour announce plans to kick away old people’s sticks and run off laughing



by topotaul

20 comments

  1. This is completely unrealistic they would only do that to younger disabled people who need sticks.

  2. I know it’s satire but it sounds like they would actually do this

  4. …. And the old people wouldn’t care because they can look into their bank accounts , see the 400k in cash sitting there doing nothing , and buy a custom titanium walking stick to replace it.

  6. He looks like Nigel Farage with that expression. Well now I don’t know whether to like him or not.

  7. They’re finally getting rid of the triple lock??? Oh wait…

  8. Every time I use a walking stick to get the JCP, they confiscate it at the door.

  9. Be careful with satire. We joked about a lot of our current reality.

  10. As if they would actually take a stance about the old people that are actually the problem lol

  11. Them old people will never leave him alone if that were to happen. Every day I help people encashment their pensions in abouts of 40k plus..and that’s on top of state pension and others. And they moan they don’t have money..ffs

  12. One would think that would be very popular given this sub’s oft stated opinion of “millionaire pensioners”.

  13. I’m sure they would stick a carbon tax on them for using a wooden walking stick too. 

  14. More like commit to keeping the Triple Lock On Walking Sticks, while tipping disabled people out of their wheelchairs. 😬

  15. only benefit spongers, cheats are afraid and most vocal, wonder why

  16. We could always take their sticks, give them to private energy firms, have them burned for energy and then fix pricing across the board between all forms of energy generation. How much is walking stick energy per kWh you reckon?

  17. I know it’s part and parcel of politics but if Labour were still in opposition they’d be going absolutely mad over the decisions they’ve made so far.

  18. They’ve finally realised that increasing the state pension at a greater rate than the wages that pay for them is unsustainable? Of course not, that would lose them elections.

  19. Are satire posts allowed on the sub now? I’m not against them, just thought they weren’t?

  20. This is much funnier when you read it in Keir’s voice

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