Oke that is the UK and France covered, now the rest of us
Maybe you brits only study that small fraction of it. Here we prefer a wider aproach.
That honestly could’ve been posted by an American.
“I only learned my own countries history in school. Therefore, it must be the only history in existence”
Italian history:
Big bang-753 B.C: absolutely nothing happened.
750 B.C-476 A.D: Roman empire.
467-1861: The peninsula splits into multiple different countries (some of which become filthy rich thanks to maritime trade) as every single superpower and kingdom on this continent fights a millienia long battle royal to decide who will control it.
1861-today: After more than a thousand years the peninsula is once again under the control of a single political entity but everything else went to shit.
What about the part where we discovered big booty Latinas? That’s clearly the most important part
British History
It all starts with Boudica. Then we are repeatedly and unceremoniously anal raped until around the time of Henry V. Then Henry VIII accidentally founds his own church, causing the rest of Europe to become insufferably annoyed. A bit of cheeky piracy follows, and before we know it, we have an empire. After giving the French a good thrashing a few times, we suddenly find ourselves in a **golden age** (1815-1914), which lasts about a hundred years. Then, inevitably, those annoying Europeans ruin everything again, and it’s been downhill ever since.
The size difference is accurate, considering during most Anglo-Fr*nch wars, Fr*nce had about 3x the population. People forget this fact now that the two countries are approximately equal size.
I knew a brit posted this before opening it
I can tell you over majority of world history in Chinese public school curriculum are western history, they only mentioned other civilization as token and exams barely touched upon those. Within western history, yep, you anglos have the biggest share. You know, if China ever became a liberal democracy in the future, it would probably be as Anglophile as Japan.
Barry finding out there is other history than the 100 years war:
that is before or after Spain beat both of you?
The least interesting part of European history is england and France, much more happened in the Mediterranean.
The history the HRR alone with all those states within is complicated enough…
Swiss history:
Big bang – 6000 BC:
6000 – 1000 BC: Proto Jan (swamp dwellers in stilt houses)
1000 BC – 60 BC: Celts, before it was cool.
218 BC: Hannibal visited us.
60 BC: a wild Cesar appears.
60 BC – 400 AD: Celts but talking latin.
400 AD: Hans visited us, because we had cities, amphitheatres, stone buildings and baths.
1291: some dudes may or may not have met on some patch of grass to sign some treaty
Around 1300 – 1648: a bunch of poor hillbillies larped being a country, while de jure were part of the Holy Roman Empire, just so poor nobody was interested to enforce them to pay taxes. The ROI was not worth it, when the Hanse existed. Quite a few brawls with the Austrians.
1648: Pax Westphalica.
1648 – 1798: Poor hillbilly EU
1782: Last witch burning in Europe
1798 – 1814: Fr*nch colony even having a Fr*nch colonial flag in red, green and yellow.
1814 -1848: Still poor central EU
1848: Civil war, Switzerland is a real country now.
Mid 19th. century: Barry realized we have bigger heaps of stones, got horny, left Susan at home and started climbing them.
1848 – now: Haha bitch, were rich now.
Spanish History:
I’m a French ally (gets fucked over by England after France looses all it’s power)
I’m an English ally (gets fucked over by France after England looses all it’s power)
Repeat that 20 times and that’s our history
I hate it because it’s true
At least we now know how the yanks learned to study “history”
Fake and states-pilled, what about the Ottomans, HRE, colonization reformation, thirty-year war, the ancient history and I could go on for a very long time.
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Oke that is the UK and France covered, now the rest of us
Maybe you brits only study that small fraction of it. Here we prefer a wider aproach.
That honestly could’ve been posted by an American.
“I only learned my own countries history in school. Therefore, it must be the only history in existence”
Italian history:
Big bang-753 B.C: absolutely nothing happened.
750 B.C-476 A.D: Roman empire.
467-1861: The peninsula splits into multiple different countries (some of which become filthy rich thanks to maritime trade) as every single superpower and kingdom on this continent fights a millienia long battle royal to decide who will control it.
1861-today: After more than a thousand years the peninsula is once again under the control of a single political entity but everything else went to shit.
https://preview.redd.it/4fzoedupfvpe1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0cf8eee2a4ce8e70b3ab2dafd54131b9cd8b412
What about the part where we discovered big booty Latinas? That’s clearly the most important part
British History
It all starts with Boudica. Then we are repeatedly and unceremoniously anal raped until around the time of Henry V. Then Henry VIII accidentally founds his own church, causing the rest of Europe to become insufferably annoyed. A bit of cheeky piracy follows, and before we know it, we have an empire. After giving the French a good thrashing a few times, we suddenly find ourselves in a **golden age** (1815-1914), which lasts about a hundred years. Then, inevitably, those annoying Europeans ruin everything again, and it’s been downhill ever since.
https://preview.redd.it/vdsu48fufvpe1.png?width=539&format=png&auto=webp&s=c4f41126e880938cd3e1ca012ca23529482c2b86
Boudica or Queen Guinevere
The size difference is accurate, considering during most Anglo-Fr*nch wars, Fr*nce had about 3x the population. People forget this fact now that the two countries are approximately equal size.
I knew a brit posted this before opening it
I can tell you over majority of world history in Chinese public school curriculum are western history, they only mentioned other civilization as token and exams barely touched upon those. Within western history, yep, you anglos have the biggest share. You know, if China ever became a liberal democracy in the future, it would probably be as Anglophile as Japan.
Barry finding out there is other history than the 100 years war:
that is before or after Spain beat both of you?
The least interesting part of European history is england and France, much more happened in the Mediterranean.
Nice try Barry
https://preview.redd.it/8838kcf0ovpe1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=3fa3ad08577417b26fc969b3594531e20460c554
Smells suspiciously like savage here.
So, that’s 0.1‰ of all the country pairings covered.
If those francs would just stop going into revolutions all the time…
Barry, your history is not Europes history
Biggest shock was seeing your flair lmao
Educated like a savage
I wish it was that simple, I really do. Put Charlemagne there and it becomes a fucking nightmare.
It’s the opposite barry
https://preview.redd.it/4llpdw0cxvpe1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08a613dc97c5cd1e8f64a99d33748dd790e94538
Imma gonna leave this here.
*Slinks away in the Netherlands*
The history the HRR alone with all those states within is complicated enough…
Swiss history:
Big bang – 6000 BC:
6000 – 1000 BC: Proto Jan (swamp dwellers in stilt houses)
1000 BC – 60 BC: Celts, before it was cool.
218 BC: Hannibal visited us.
60 BC: a wild Cesar appears.
60 BC – 400 AD: Celts but talking latin.
400 AD: Hans visited us, because we had cities, amphitheatres, stone buildings and baths.
1291: some dudes may or may not have met on some patch of grass to sign some treaty
Around 1300 – 1648: a bunch of poor hillbillies larped being a country, while de jure were part of the Holy Roman Empire, just so poor nobody was interested to enforce them to pay taxes. The ROI was not worth it, when the Hanse existed. Quite a few brawls with the Austrians.
1648: Pax Westphalica.
1648 – 1798: Poor hillbilly EU
1782: Last witch burning in Europe
1798 – 1814: Fr*nch colony even having a Fr*nch colonial flag in red, green and yellow.
1814 -1848: Still poor central EU
1848: Civil war, Switzerland is a real country now.
Mid 19th. century: Barry realized we have bigger heaps of stones, got horny, left Susan at home and started climbing them.
1848 – now: Haha bitch, were rich now.
Spanish History:
I’m a French ally (gets fucked over by England after France looses all it’s power)
I’m an English ally (gets fucked over by France after England looses all it’s power)
Repeat that 20 times and that’s our history
I hate it because it’s true
At least we now know how the yanks learned to study “history”
Fake and states-pilled, what about the Ottomans, HRE, colonization reformation, thirty-year war, the ancient history and I could go on for a very long time.
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