Lynx Africa to be discontinued. The smell of generations will disappear only to be sold on the black market!

by Exemplar1968

38 comments

  1. That’s every birthday, Christmas and father’s day ruined now 😂

  2. This is just trying to capitalise on the Lipton iced tea mistake (some intern clearly accidentally pressed post instead of SCHEDULE post for their April fools) that they were discontinuing Peach iced tea.

    Not real.

  3. Yeah fucking right who discontinues a product with a hashtag? this is just some marketing bullshit

  4. It’s gonna take a lot to drag me away from you.

    There’s nothin’ that a hundred men or more could ever do.

    I bless the Lynx can of Africa.

  5. Didn’t Duolingo pull a similar marketing trick when they killed the owl?

  6. Up in heaven with Turkey twizzlers and 12.5 gram amber leaf packets, rip in peace

  7. Lol exactly the same type of post as Lipton. Early April Fool’s joke… it must be, right?

  8. But all the lasses at the caravan club fucking love it

  13. I will always cherish the fact that the hottest girl in high school commented that “You smell really nice” when we were sat together in Standard Grade Computing and where I had sprayed myself with Lynx Africa.

  16. I saw the other day that they now make Lynx for “down there.”

  19. Always thought that stuff smells like stale rhino sweat.

  21. Meh, true or not, Lidl’s Kenya basically smells the same and is a fraction of the price, even comes up as Africa on the receipt 😂

  24. It’s basically a joke on Lipton’s April fools being posted early

  25. I am sad to say that I now give away any and all Lynx gift sets that are given to me these days because I have now developed really sensitive skin to the perfumes they include in the shower gels.

    To be fair to Lynx though it’s not just them as nearly everything but Simple shower gel now breaks me out in large rashes on my arms and legs. Even Nivea Sensitive shower gel gives me a reaction these days.

    I do have a sneaky attachment to some Lynx body sprays as they are the scent of my youth. I can only hope that they bring back Hai Karate so I can give my elderly some unwanted blasts from the past.

  26. My little brother used to wear it when we were teens and I thought it was the worst thing I’ve ever smelt.

    He got laid a lot more than I did, though. 

  29. Just fell to my knees in the middle of the asda. What the hell am I supposed to get every man in his life for his birthday now

  31. It’s posted on X (not a blue tick verified account- if that makes any difference these days) and not even published on their own site?

  33. thats it chaps. everyone start clapping at 7pm. big loss..

  34. “But how will I be surrounded by young ladies on an empty bus now?”

  35. I fucking knew this would set of a bullshit trend, I knew they would all cash in, you watch it’ll be on the news soon

  37. I got 35 from christmases gone in my cupboard. Come get them, 35 per customer limit! Please, i NEED them gone

  38. Wait, so you’re telling me I can only get Lynx “Africa” on the BlAcK MaRkEt…what kind of racist bullsh#t is this? They’ve gone too far this time 🤣 /s

    Sorry, I’m just butt-hurt because I’m not sure how to mask the smell now when I’ve slept in my clothes for 3 days and haven’t showered in 5 😁

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