Americans in Hysterics After Trump Brags That Son Barron Is Able to Turn on a Laptop

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1. At least he’s one up on his old man.

2. Very stable genius

3. Wow, future dictator spotted

4. Barron’s friends will probably find this entertaining as well:
   “Hey Barron…is it true?You know how …to turn on a Laptop?Wow!” …

5. Everything’s computer!!

6. I heard he can pee standing up too. At least some people say.

7. To be honest, if he is indeed Trump’s son, that is quite an accomplishment.

8. elon look out, a new super genius has entered

9. I can turn on and shut down my puter so how cool am I?

10. Well, Trump did have an Uncle at MIT and Melanie was smart enough to scam her way to America so that’s in the gene pool.

11. Dem younguns and their fancy toys

12. He also knows how to get on pornhub.

13. I’m actually doubting that Donald and Barron have ever had a remotely normal father-son moment where they turn laptops off and on and shit.

14. “He can also surf the web really good too, what you looking at son?”

    “Errrr”

    “What’s Backdoor sluts 9?”

15. Can he install OS?

16. Dumb, rich people are impressed by us poor’s abilities to perform normal shit because they’ve never had to do any of it and their indelible superiority complexes believe us all to be morons so they’re mighty impressed when we display knowledge, competence and common sense, skills they have never needed to develop. They don’t know what they don’t know..(hat tip to the previous incarnation of GOP Don.) The Nepo rich are especially stupid in lots of ways, cosseted little angels that they often are and clearly so stupid that they don’t know when they say stupid stuff, they don’t do anything but reaffirm their stupid stupidity. Barron now thinks he’s a genius so he can basically just be a genius now, Mummy will be so proud. He’ll have an extra ducky for bathtime tonight.

17. Good boy Barron! Whos a good boy?

18. Ooh! He’s all computer!

19. Anybody who voted for a man who doesn’t know how to do like 80% of the basic things you do every single day… nice one.

    I still remember the time he said about a government shut down that people could just put their grocery purchases “on their tab.”

20. Trump pretends to sounds cool

21. Next week we’ll watch him sweep the kitchen floor and he’ll deserve a f****** golden trophy.

22. So does my 6 yr old great-granddaughter

23. “How does he do it?”

24. Wow. He even gave “an advice”. Fuck these people. Seriously.

25. Fuck anyone remotely *resembling* something called “Chump” ,”Drumpf” ,”Dump”, or “tRumph” ! We,The vast MAJORITY,are going to see to it that once this garbage pos joke of a criminal presidency is over with ,it will *never happen ever again*.

26. In the meantime, I have 5 year old kids of junkies that can take your phone and have You Tube up in running in 5 seconds flat.

27. And he also knows how to download naked pictures of his mother.

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