Good evening and welcome back to the r/CasualUK live threads for the Angertainment television programme The Apprentice! Together we can despair at the idiocy of the contestants that are desperately trying to impress an ageing Alan Sugar.

It's week eight, and the candidates are tasked with creating and advertising their own hot sauce before pitching to industry experts. For one team, a basic brand and rudimentary recipe fail to spice things up, while a forgotten item leaves the other team in hot water. In the boardroom, Lord Sugar gets hot-headed, and there's a shock in store for the candidates.

Here is a handy link to meet this years contestants.

There we go. Another year, another Apprentice. It can't worse than last year, can it? One thing's for sure, Alan's puns won't have got any better. Lets see who’ll be least shit.

Name Occupation PM count Twat? Day out
Amber-Rose Badrudin Convenience store owner 1 Yes –
Anisa Khan Pizza company owner 2 Yes –
Aoibheann Walsh Hair and beauty salon owner – Yes 2
Carlo Brancati Hair transplant consultant – Yes 3
Chisola Chitambala Virtual assistant company owner 1 Yes –
Dean Franklin Air conditioning company owner 1 Yes –
Emma Rothwell Online gift store owner – Yes 1
Emma Street Corporate project manager 1 Yes –
Frederick Afrifa Motivational speaker – Yes 7
Dr Jana Denzel Cosmetic dentist 1 Yes 5
Jonny Heaver Tutoring company owner – Yes 6
Jordan Dargan Animation entrepreneur 1 Yes –
Keir Shave Telemarking company owner 1 Yes 7
Liam Snellin Workwear brand owner 1 Yes –
Max England Senior account manager – Yes –
Melica Moshiri Tech recruitment company owner 1 Yes –
Mia Collins Meal prep entrepreneur 1 Yes –
Nadia Suliaman Knightsbridge salon chain owner 1 Yes 4

by StardustOasis

38 comments

  2. That advert with Apprentice Friend sitting there in his suit looked more like a corporate video. Dreadful.

  4. “You have to be able to take accountability, and that’s why I’m taking not accountability”

  5. Karren looks like she’s got a snowflake Christmas jumper on

  6. you can go through to the boardroom now, I need to get back to Fortnite!

  7. How many businesses does she have then, I thought it was a pizza shop?

  9. Was the advert edited later to clean it up a bit? Sure looks like it.

  13. Nice little bonus for the cafe with all of them having to go there

  14. Alan, we’ve all been watching and thinking you’ve gone nuts years ago

  16. AHA HA HA HA! Both teams lost! Bigger table needed in the cafe!

  17. Glad to see the contestants also think Emma does absolutely nothing each week

  18. I did most of the work, it was shit, but it was all ME!

  20. Dean still gives off a wish.com Tom Skinner vibe

  21. Melica should’ve been fired ages ago! I didn’t like her from the start. I’m surprised she’s even still in the running.

  22. Why are we acting like banging is some obscure slang?

  24. So, clearly from this debrief Shugs and Karren like Mia and Dean

  26. My mum has the same thing Karen is wearing, it’s a tablecloth though.

  27. ‘Baroness Brady, first of her name, queen of the stars and also Tim’

  28. Death, taxes, Alan struggling on who to get rid of

  29. If mistakes keep happening, you aren’t learning from your mistakes.

  36. The talk between Alan, Karen and Tim before gave it away a bit too much, could have made it more subtle.

  37. Mia always has to get a snarky comment in – what an awful person.

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