Is there a tenser drive home than this?

by Samiamuel

43 comments
  1. You always need to have a passenger to securely hold on to the bag.

  2. Bringing back a new born from the hospital, I was petrified driving my wife and son home!

    *but fish and chips are also important

  3. Gravy, curry and peas with loose lids spells disaster 😬 😂

  4. I once ended up with mushy peas all over my dashboard and curry sauce in the footwell because I had to make an emegancy stop with the bag on the passenger seat, i didn’t have it belted in, rookie mistake really.

  5. If you’ve heated seats, use them to keep it warm

  6. Made many times more tense if the vehicle is the wife’s brand new car.

  7. Why is the bag not tightened at the atomic level to preserve the heat?!?!

  8. Indian take away. Way worse to clean up if it spills and it’s more likely to spill due to the liquid content.

  9. Make sure your next car has a ‘curry hook’ in the glovebox 😉

  10. I once got sent to pick up two huge ramekins of pasta and had to very gingerly drive back to work with them.

    Someone in front of me braked a bit too late for a pedestrian crossing and forced me to brake hard and I redecorated the boot of my car with creamy pasta and sauce.

  11. Maccy Ds with 2 large drinks. It’s only a matter if time before they spill.

  12. Take a cool box with you, they are clever and know how to keep things warm and protected

  13. Whats to spill with fish and chips? The pot of mushy peas or curry sauce?
    Try a Indian takeaway with the foil pots of curry… now that is tense.

  14. Transporting my own wedding cake for a 1hr30 was the scariest drive I’ve ever had. Not for the faint of heart.

  15. Yes, drinks in those cardboard cup holders. Take a slight corner and the drinks topple.

    At least fish and chips are wrapped snugly in paper to protect them.

  16. Yes, doing this with a curry in the car… Fish and chips going over, few consequences. Lose a curry.. new interior time

  17. Driving our wedding cake that my wife had made to the venue. Everything else on the day was easy compared to that

  18. Put the front seat back and pin it in the footwell.
    It’s also the longest 10 min of your life if you are hungry.

  19. Curry on the passenger seat. Car is an instant write-off if it spills

  20. I once owned a Nissan Almera and the *only* good thing about it was the bag hook in the passenger footwell.

  21. Got a curry hook that folds out of our glove compartment. Works great 😀

  22. I’ve strongly felt for years that people carrying fish and chips should get priority over other traffic.
    Perhaps have a rotating, light up plastic chip could be stuck on the roof like in kojak to enable running red lights etc.

  23. That smell it’s glory through the screen. That hits deep in the soul.

  24. Even the kids stop fuckin about when there’s fish and chips in the car. It’s just born in to us.

  25. Straight in the footwell, that’s one dickhead driver away from decorating your window screen haha

  26. I once crashed my car on the way home for the chippy. I wasn’t seriously injured, car was towerd away and declared a write off. When I went to the car yard to collect my belongings a few days later, my very stinky fish and chips were still there. The one that got away…

  27. I had shoulder surgery about 14 years ago, in absolute pain at the slightest movement, my gf (now wife) picked me up and drove me home, and she did her best to hit every single pot hole on the way home.

  28. Try it on a motorbike with a box meal smuggled down inside your leather jacket. Do you want peas on it? No, you do not.

  29. Back seat passenger footwell floor with the front seat slid as far back as possible. It’s the superior location for transporting priority goods. You don’t get the secondary bounce effect over bumps from being high on the seat.

  30. New born baby drive home from the hospital is insane. There should be a section on the driving test just for that skill.

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