But long turds contact the water earlier than airborne release and have little to no splash…
Surely a longer turd has less distance to fall, thereby reducing the splashback?
I don’t get splash back. Mine are normally so long they breach the water surface before they have finished leaving anyway.
As a brit, I have NEVER used the word ‘turd’. Shit is my preference. I will accept poo.
Worth it to avoid Poseidon’s Kiss
lower turds as used by RTE
Poseidons kiss comes with a health warning these days?
Six inches? I thought the threshold was based on weight. No free-falls over 700g has always been the rule in my house.
This isn’t a length issue, it’s a shape issue. A good hydrodynamic torpedo that you carefully crimp with decent ringpiece control will breach the water without splash.
Like a fecal Tom Daly.
Our public services must indeed be in shambles if people have forgotten the benefits of the fireman’s blanket.
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I thought this was common knowledge 🤔
But long turds contact the water earlier than airborne release and have little to no splash…
Surely a longer turd has less distance to fall, thereby reducing the splashback?
I don’t get splash back. Mine are normally so long they breach the water surface before they have finished leaving anyway.
As a brit, I have NEVER used the word ‘turd’. Shit is my preference. I will accept poo.
Worth it to avoid Poseidon’s Kiss
lower turds as used by RTE
Poseidons kiss comes with a health warning these days?
Six inches? I thought the threshold was based on weight. No free-falls over 700g has always been the rule in my house.
This isn’t a length issue, it’s a shape issue. A good hydrodynamic torpedo that you carefully crimp with decent ringpiece control will breach the water without splash.
Like a fecal Tom Daly.
Our public services must indeed be in shambles if people have forgotten the benefits of the fireman’s blanket.
https://preview.redd.it/767r9mhiv4qe1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ae6f86dfb20845f41e0d35beedf8b88b5a467fc
No water, no splashback
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