Safety notices for the modern day British

by JFKeeble

12 comments
  1. But long turds contact the water earlier than airborne release and have little to no splash…

  2. Surely a longer turd has less distance to fall, thereby reducing the splashback?

  3. I don’t get splash back. Mine are normally so long they breach the water surface before they have finished leaving anyway.

  4. As a brit, I have NEVER used the word ‘turd’. Shit is my preference. I will accept poo.

  5. Poseidons kiss comes with a health warning these days?

  6. Six inches? I thought the threshold was based on weight. No free-falls over 700g has always been the rule in my house.

  7. This isn’t a length issue, it’s a shape issue. A good hydrodynamic torpedo that you carefully crimp with decent ringpiece control will breach the water without splash.

    Like a fecal Tom Daly.

  8. Our public services must indeed be in shambles if people have forgotten the benefits of the fireman’s blanket.

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