So have we solved global warming?

Posted by Beerbratsandpretzels

8 comments
  1. Baaaa-aaaaa-aaaaa!!! Tes-laaaaa baaa-aaad!! Tes-laaaaa goooo-ooood!!!

  2. Egg prices!

    Egg prices!

    Egg prices!

    Egg prices!

    Egg prices!

    Egg prices!

    Egg prices!

    Egg prices!

    [Trump takes office]

    Shut up about egg prices, you whiny libruls!

  3. It must be exhausting to be republican. Even when you “win” you’re miserable because their entire political platform is just jumping from this outrage to the next.

  4. tezler, it’s got compootur! time to shoot some bud light cans I bot to own the ribs!

  5. The Party said that Oceania had never been in alliance with Eurasia. He, Winston Smith, knew that Oceania had been in alliance with Eurasia as short a time as four years ago. But where did that knowledge exist? Only in his own consciousness, which in any case must soon be annihilated. And if all others accepted the lie which the Party imposed -if all records told the same tale — then the lie passed into history and became truth. “Who controls the past,” ran the Party slogan, “controls the future: who controls the present controls the past.” And yet the past, though of its nature alterable, never had been altered. Whatever was true now was true from everlasting to everlasting. It was quite simple. All that was needed was an unending series of victories over your own memory. “Reality control”, they called it: in Newspeak, “doublethink”.

  6. Don’t worry the power is being supplied by nice big CO2 producing gas plants and the money is still going to the big oil companies

  7. This is even funnier because you know those brainwashed magats are going to be the first to sign up for neuralink.

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