This is a warning from the Central Intelligentsia of the Chinese Communist Party.
Your recent interception of President Xi Jinping’s aircraft over Swiss airspace has been noted.
THIS VIOLATION OF AIR SOVEREIGNTY IS UNACCEPTABLE.
此类侵犯我国元首飞行自由的行为，是对中国主权的严重挑衅。
As a result, your nation has been penalized:
-11115 National Social Credits have been deducted from your profile.
Your cheese will no longer be imported. Your watches will no longer be sold in Beijing.
Your mountains will be… ignored.
Failure to apologize will result in further actions:
• Immediate downgrade of diplomatic elegance.
• Banning of Toblerone in all Party meetings.
• Swiss chocolate will be labeled as bourgeois counter-revolutionary confection.
• Mandatory enrollment of your diplomats in a Re-Education Seminar in Ürümqi.
Do not resist. Obedience brings harmony.
服从带来和谐。
为党争光! Glory to the CCP!
— 中共中央情报局 (Central Intelligentsia of the CCP)
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TO THE NEUTRAL REPUBLIC OF SWITZERLAND — 瑞士请注意!
This is a warning from the Central Intelligentsia of the Chinese Communist Party.
Your recent interception of President Xi Jinping’s aircraft over Swiss airspace has been noted.
THIS VIOLATION OF AIR SOVEREIGNTY IS UNACCEPTABLE.
此类侵犯我国元首飞行自由的行为，是对中国主权的严重挑衅。
As a result, your nation has been penalized:
-11115 National Social Credits have been deducted from your profile.
Your cheese will no longer be imported. Your watches will no longer be sold in Beijing.
Your mountains will be… ignored.
Failure to apologize will result in further actions:
• Immediate downgrade of diplomatic elegance.
• Banning of Toblerone in all Party meetings.
• Swiss chocolate will be labeled as bourgeois counter-revolutionary confection.
• Mandatory enrollment of your diplomats in a Re-Education Seminar in Ürümqi.
Do not resist. Obedience brings harmony.
服从带来和谐。
为党争光! Glory to the CCP!
— 中共中央情报局 (Central Intelligentsia of the CCP)
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