Donald Trump Asked Son Barron ‘How’d You Do That?’ When He Turned on a Laptop

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  1. This guy doesn’t even dress himself or change his own diapers. Thanks, MAGA. Thanks a fucking lot.

  3. Why is it that in photos Baron always looks like he is experiencing a sever case of depression…like clinical

  4. Reminds me of when my parents would talk about how smart I was because I could put together legos.

  5. Expect Barron to be appointed to lead the The Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency any day now

  6. So which reality is more likely:

    Barron actually thinks hes a genius for being able to turn on a computer..

    Or

    Barron understands his dad is a fucking moron for thinking turning on a computer makes him a genius..

    I really dont know

  7. This guy is the biggest idiot we’ve ever had in the White House hands down

  8. Folks, you wouldn’t believe it . I walked in the room, and Barron, very tall, very smart, by the way. He’s got the phone, he’s tapping, swiping, it’s unbelievable. I said, ‘What is that?’ When I was his age, we had rotary phones, very classy, very beautiful phones, but not smart. They weren’t smart, folks. This phone though, he talks to it, it talks back. Bing Bong Bing. It’s like magic.

  9. Baron always reminds me of a high-end version of Paul Dano’s sleazy preacher character in There Will Be Blood. Like one day he’s going to rampage thru the White House screaming “Get out of here ghost!” thinking that he’s evicting Lincoln from the bedroom.

  10. Barron looks like Eli Sunday. Perhaps he’ll have a similar story arc.

  13. >“I turn off his laptop, I said, ‘Oh good,’ and I go back five minutes later, he’s got his laptop. I said, ‘How’d you do that?’ ” he recalled. “‘None of your business, Dad.’

    It sounds like Trump slammed the lid down on his kid’s laptop and stalked out of the room unaware of a thing called “sleep mode.”

  14. People should not be surprised that trump can not comprehend how to turn anything or anyone on.

  15. Cheeto is amazed that Barron can turn on a laptop. No wonder he thinks fElon is a f’ing genus as he can a probably flip a light switch. Definitely the brightest and the best are helm of the USA.

  17. I think this is less to do with Trump being out of touch with technology and more about him knowing so little about his own son that this is all he can say about him.

  18. Just more evidence that he knows absolutely nothing about his own kid. He probably made up this story and his syphilic brain thought it sounds impressive. Reminds me of New Girl when Winston thinks the story of him simply falling asleep in the bathtub and then waking up was hilarious.

  19. How does this guy manage to find so many ingenious ways to embarrass the US?

    Its just something new every day.

  20. He can go poopie in the potty, what a good boy.

  21. Barronov has 2 IQ points more than Dad? cuz he can turn on a laptop!!!

  22. “It’s all computer!”

    Why are we in this realty, dude?

  23. The full quote is one of the most ridiculous things I have ever heard the man say lmfao 😂

  25. Why do his sons all insist on that ugly-ass slicked-back Gordon Gekko look? Melania and Ivanka are in fashion. You’d think they’d help this situation.

  26. I wonder how many animals Baron has killed in his life. Like family pets, maids, etc.

  27. This kid looks like he saw American Psycho and thought, “YES! That’s my look.”

  28. I think it’s really fucked up that until Barron grew to a freakish height (being tall is something Trump thinks makes you ‘manly’, evidenced by him lying about his height and wearing lifts in his shoes ever since that photo of him standing next to Obama let the cat out of the bag that Obamawas at least an inch taller than him. Just going by Trumps own logic, that would make Obama more masculine than him.) Trump referred to him maybe once. And , I’m not kidding, he referred to him as ‘Melania’s son’

  31. There’s nearly 60 years between them. That’s 4 generations. Barron was raised by his great-great-grandfather.

  33. The kid has been doomed to be an asshole since birth. I will gladly eat my words if he proves to be otherwise.

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