People pretty much will inspect your feets. If you wear slippers with socks, that will give them the clue you’re not Spanish but British.
Pass as Spanish? Probably. Pass as a woman? Probably not
Oi gov’na! Oi m8, get yer backside over ‘ere to sun-soaked España pronto, ya jammy sod! Sling back a cheeky sangria, stuff yer gob with some top-notch tapas, and let’s ‘ave ourselves a proper knees-up under that Spanish sun—innit?
“Believe it or not”. Sincerely, most of the british i have met could have been andalucians. If you were nordic, where most of them have this hospital wall white skin color I would understand your phrase but the distinctive characteristic of your kin is drinking stella and turn red under the sun, and even then there is people like me that have the second characteristic too.
Also, if you are one of those that can get a tan, you could visit a barber to get one of those broccoli haircuts. Then you could camouflage even better in Barcelona.
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People pretty much will inspect your feets. If you wear slippers with socks, that will give them the clue you’re not Spanish but British.
Pass as Spanish? Probably. Pass as a woman? Probably not
Oi gov’na! Oi m8, get yer backside over ‘ere to sun-soaked España pronto, ya jammy sod! Sling back a cheeky sangria, stuff yer gob with some top-notch tapas, and let’s ‘ave ourselves a proper knees-up under that Spanish sun—innit?
“Believe it or not”. Sincerely, most of the british i have met could have been andalucians. If you were nordic, where most of them have this hospital wall white skin color I would understand your phrase but the distinctive characteristic of your kin is drinking stella and turn red under the sun, and even then there is people like me that have the second characteristic too.
Also, if you are one of those that can get a tan, you could visit a barber to get one of those broccoli haircuts. Then you could camouflage even better in Barcelona.
Yes, until you say “una servesa po favo”.
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