German but worst

by Fair-Example1169

28 comments
  1. Meanwhile, Afrikaans is standing behind Dutch with a shotgun …

  2. Dutch sounds aggressive? Since when? It just sounds funny.

  3. Dutch sounds aggressive? What dutch people have you spoken with?

  4. Dutch sounds silly and kinda cute, not aggressive.

  5. Oh, that’s aggressive sounding to people? Try speaking Arabic with your best bro on an airplane.

  6. Dutch doesnt sound agressiv to me… it sounds drunken and stupid

  7. My brother in christ, the Dutch language is the polar opposite of aggressive and angry.

  8. Swamp German is one of the things I learned here that stuck with me and I will believe in until the day I die.

  9. Italian takes a break from arguing in public to post nonsense? Did you forget your cappuccino today?

  10. Oi, check out durch Hip-Hoppi, then you know how an angry muffin sounds like <3

  11. I have many international friends, have dated international people, have international family and every single one of them believes German is a harsh language. When I challenge them and use our hard G as an example they still don’t believe me. In what world is sCHat cuter than Schmetterling.

    I love Dutch very much but German is a cuter language unless all you’ve ever heard is Hitler (or parodies of) speeches.

  12. Dutch is German if you had phlegm constantly in your throat.

  13. Actual Dutch sounds cute and silly. Stroopwaffels! With cotton in the mouth. It’s South African spawn on the other hand…

    > Afrikaans is one of the world’s best languages in which to curse; even when spoken politely, it can bruise innocent bystanders.

    -Arthur C. Clarke

  14. As a Flemish “person” i cannot take Dutch people serious like at all their accent is just too funny when they’re angry

  15. To my Greek ears, Slavic languages are the absolute worst.

    So many consonants, so many sh and zh sounds, so many words that end in yucky consonants like k. I know these are not unique to Slavic languages, but Slavic languages have them all at once ad multiplied times ten.

    German and Dutch are perfectly fine.

  16. Dutch isn’t a real language though. That’s why we focus on German.

  17. Tbh German gets some bad rep from just that one individual. German language isn’t as harsh and aggressive as the stereotype migt suggest.

  18. Cunts have you heard Chinese?

    Also Dutch is just drunk English it’s kinda cute tbh.

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