New York Times reports Musk donated $6,600 to Colorado Rep. Lauren Boebert

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1. That’s like 66 theater shows with her.

2. But did he also give to her campaign?

3. Wow he overpaid

4. Just $6600? Somehow these numbers and Musk don’t match. Its such a small amount of money for him that he would struggle to imagine how much that is.

5. definitely wants to have a baby with it.

6. Bet we’ll find out he donated something else to her in about 9 months.

7. Ok why is musk paying for 6,600 “hands-on” movie dates with this dumbfuck

8. The best government money can buy. It’s the American way.

9. And a horse?

10. This strikes one as an expensive night about something or other.

11. I guess we found the next concubine.

12. She probably would’ve sucked his weird crooked orc dick for free.

13. That actually might be an insult considering how much he could actually spend without even noticing the hit. The effort taken to cut a 6600 dollar check for him is like me writing a check for 3 cents

14. Going rate for a hand job?

15. Thought 2700 was the limit

16. He thought she might come in handy someday

17. Or as Boebert calls it 1320 handjobs

18. That’s a cheap blow I guess

19. Who would’ve guessed that she’s cheap

20. $6,600 is like a fraction of a penny for him.

21. Some people will do anything for a hand job.

22. At $25 a pop, that’s 264 “Shrek the a Musical” specials. Can you imagine the callouses on her hand?

23. She will probably have his baby next

24. Does her district really think she represents them in congress?

25. That’s got to be a slap in the face to ol’ brainbox. Equivalent of giving someone compounded chocolate at Easter.

26. Ok, perfect picture there lmao

    Perfect definition of a “handout”

27. That’s a pricey OnlyFans fee.

28. He is just doing the deposit on him 15th kid.

29. I thought that the comments on this would be good and I’m not disappointed.

30. Was that for an HJ, BJ, or ZJ?

31. He’s fucking her.

32. He didn’t donate that money
    It was payment for a handjob

33. Wheeeeeellll, i guess she went back to escorting. Hahaha definitely for a favour, why else would the richest man in the world give you such a ridiculously low amount? I mean, think about it, he wouldn’t notice if you took $1m out of his bank, so why 6.6k?

34. He is going to use these prepaid H-jobs to incentivize his doge nerd army. “Great job big balls, and by the way stop by Boebert’s office and treat yourself before you leave for the night. I’ll let her know you’re coming ha…ha…ha”.

    Boebert will need a new shoulder by the time this is done.

35. You mean his next baby momma

36. I figured she banged for cash but I wouldn’t pay that much.

37. Lauren “tugger” Boebart was last seen with no-longer a kid rock. What happened?

38. I’ve never paid for sex so I can’t tell if that is a lot for someone so trashy.

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