How much crap do you think they cake into his hair every day?
What hair?
“Are the scissors broken in your house, son?”
-Ron Swanson
Guess the hair plugs have finally stopped working . They are boycotting the head they are on
Thank goodness this pic is of the left side. I couldn’t bear to see that mangled right ear.
All I see is that the way his ear lays against his skull it’d have to a be a pretty damned miraculous shot to just puncture his ear and nothing else especially from the angle that the shot came from.
That footlong, pulled-back sideburn is something else.
That balding scalp reduction surgery he had when married to Ivanna didn’t take.
Crypt Keeper
I love this for him.
I honestly can’t imagine pushing 80 and still being this obsessed with my looks. Enough with the face paint and fake hair. Just age gracefully.
I’m surprised the embalmer didn’t do a better job.
Is this real or AI?
Dear god trim those eyebrows
His wings look like he’s had a ‘There’s Something About Mary’ moment
I enjoy watching him decay. When that fucker finally dies, I want one of those time lapse videos showing his evolution, similar to the ones folks create for their lives 11-25 or something. But for this fuck..I want the 60 to (god willing) 79
Holy shit those eyebrows
That man is an ass clown, by the way
Remember when his taxes were released and he’d claimed 10s of thousands of dollars on haircuts as a write-off?
At some point, you can’t save that hair. He’s probably going to be wearing that shitty hat all of the time now.
If they remake it’s a wonderful life he’ s perfect as Potter
I thought I was staring at Boris Johnson for a second.
Hearing aids and all.
Musk is a haircut pro.
Hate and vitriol are tough to kill.
Doing a little better on getting that makeup to the hairline, though!
His neck labia has gotten bigger.
Hair replacement science has gotten so much better in recent years (elon lol) but Dump is stuck with the bullshit job he got decades ago because now it’s his trademark. I’m sure it burns him deep in the hole that used to be his soul.
Going full Lex Luthor huh? Suitable.
skimping on the orange shit too.
How can doge look at the government and not be like “this trump guy golf’s a fuck of a lot and costs millions”
Time for a diplomatic trip to Turkey
Missed the eyebrow stylists.
I pray for his sudden and painful demise every night.
What about that golfing budget eh?
I don’t like the guy, but I saw a photoshopped image of him bald and he looked a lot more respectable and less like a raging insane person when bald. I mean, he still is, but he didn’t LOOK it. His actual goofball hairdo definitely fits his mentality though.
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What is this hairstyle called?
Watching him rot is so satisfying.
How much crap do you think they cake into his hair every day?
What hair?
“Are the scissors broken in your house, son?”
-Ron Swanson
Guess the hair plugs have finally stopped working . They are boycotting the head they are on
Thank goodness this pic is of the left side. I couldn’t bear to see that mangled right ear.
All I see is that the way his ear lays against his skull it’d have to a be a pretty damned miraculous shot to just puncture his ear and nothing else especially from the angle that the shot came from.
That footlong, pulled-back sideburn is something else.
That balding scalp reduction surgery he had when married to Ivanna didn’t take.
Crypt Keeper
I love this for him.
I honestly can’t imagine pushing 80 and still being this obsessed with my looks. Enough with the face paint and fake hair. Just age gracefully.
I’m surprised the embalmer didn’t do a better job.
Is this real or AI?
Dear god trim those eyebrows
His wings look like he’s had a ‘There’s Something About Mary’ moment
I enjoy watching him decay. When that fucker finally dies, I want one of those time lapse videos showing his evolution, similar to the ones folks create for their lives 11-25 or something. But for this fuck..I want the 60 to (god willing) 79
Holy shit those eyebrows
That man is an ass clown, by the way
Remember when his taxes were released and he’d claimed 10s of thousands of dollars on haircuts as a write-off?
At some point, you can’t save that hair. He’s probably going to be wearing that shitty hat all of the time now.
https://preview.redd.it/4t9bhwb49jqe1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47e90780177c778cad70b8afede7cce49e153c7d
One DOGE decision I can’t disagree with
He just looks more evil.
I wish they’d fire that sack of shit…..
The Golden Dome is defeated by a Gentle Breeze.
Thumb in chief
If they remake it’s a wonderful life he’ s perfect as Potter
I thought I was staring at Boris Johnson for a second.
Hearing aids and all.
Musk is a haircut pro.
Hate and vitriol are tough to kill.
Doing a little better on getting that makeup to the hairline, though!
His neck labia has gotten bigger.
Hair replacement science has gotten so much better in recent years (elon lol) but Dump is stuck with the bullshit job he got decades ago because now it’s his trademark. I’m sure it burns him deep in the hole that used to be his soul.
Going full Lex Luthor huh? Suitable.
skimping on the orange shit too.
How can doge look at the government and not be like “this trump guy golf’s a fuck of a lot and costs millions”
Time for a diplomatic trip to Turkey
Missed the eyebrow stylists.
I pray for his sudden and painful demise every night.
What about that golfing budget eh?
I don’t like the guy, but I saw a photoshopped image of him bald and he looked a lot more respectable and less like a raging insane person when bald. I mean, he still is, but he didn’t LOOK it. His actual goofball hairdo definitely fits his mentality though.
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