Just got back from Valencia and it was so nice not being swamped by Barry’s and murdered by the sun.
The Barrys are coming…
Laughs in dying English seaside town.
What tourists?
Me and friends are looking forward visit Stavros this summer 😎
‘oway lads, we goin ta Portugal 🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪
I was about to bet the OP was Pedro.
Laughing in Florence way
I have already experienced shit faced brits on my city’s main square 🥰
There is nothing worse than entitled Barrys ruining my quiet evening stroll down Promenade Prince Jacques.
Denmark? Tourists?
I lived in Aarhus for 6 months and “high season” was a handful of people strolling around the historic quarter. Idk maybe Copenhagen is worse but I didn’t even go I was too busy buying strawberries for €1 on the side of the road.
Imagine you have vacation and choose Denmark as a destination.
Ironic that the Dane is posting this. Come to Lisbon in the summer and you’ll see lmao
I live in a very high tourist city and the Spanish groups are genuinely the fucking worst tourists out of the lot, they’re ruder than even the Chinese groups. They have annoying high pitched voices, they fill the entire pavement up just to stand and do nothing and they decide to go to shops in packs of like 20 so you have to wait for fucking ages
Makes me happy that our tourists smash about maga and jump of balconies every year
The Brits are always here.
What sun my guy? I haven’t seen the sun in four months
Yup already hearing Jan riding his compensation bikes round our town, clearly overexcited by the coming of spring and the existence of hills here
My current complaint is my dread about “daylight saving time” it doesn’t save any daylight. It just means I have to get up when it’s still dark out, and go to bed when it’s still bright
The problem is not so much the tourism but the cheapness of it. And most of the money is controlled by a few international actors (hotel chains, cruise operators, booking brokers, etc.) that have gotten so “efficient” that they end up being a net negative for the economy of the region. In many areas of Spain, it is the residents who end up paying for the maintenance of the tourist attractions and the services visitors enjoy.
I can already smell the Chinese tourist groups with their shit little flags flooding Vienna
I’m renting a Air b nb on La Rambla.
Love the authentic Spanish atmosphere here.
That means lots of parisians coming.
They are dumb, easy to scam then when they don’t have money anymore we send them with concrete shoes in the Vieux-Port.
Bugs always come first.
The Germans is coming, sound the horn! But accept the Dutch!
In my city, we basically only get asians who wake up very early in the morning.
Imagine how it feels for us, my home town is already invaded by Germans, they came earlier this year because the Etna decided to spill lava.
Spaniard here: I am beginning to tremble.
Paris is kinda working like a lighting rode
And mosquitos 🥲
They come in the warmer months, God knows from where, contribute nothing to society like the parasites they are, you can’t sleep because they make noise all fucking night, they spread diseases in your local community, you can’t reason with them, you just lie there wide awake at 3 AM on a weekday wanting to kill them all for good, regardless of the consequences…
I am of course talking about mosquitoes, what did you racist fucks think??
I was about to express my condolences to our Mediterranean brothers and then I saw…
OP is a Dane? What kind of tourists do you even get? People with a fetish for high prices and damp sand?
I wish we could have a certain period reserved only for locals to experience nice weather WITHOUT tourists’ chaos…
Did not expect this to be posted by a Dane.
I work in Edinburgh. August is coming. Pray for me.
We haven’t had any barries plummet to their deaths yet, so summer hasn’t started
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Just got back from Valencia and it was so nice not being swamped by Barry’s and murdered by the sun.
The Barrys are coming…
Laughs in dying English seaside town.
What tourists?
Me and friends are looking forward visit Stavros this summer 😎
‘oway lads, we goin ta Portugal 🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪
I was about to bet the OP was Pedro.
Laughing in Florence way
I have already experienced shit faced brits on my city’s main square 🥰
There is nothing worse than entitled Barrys ruining my quiet evening stroll down Promenade Prince Jacques.
Denmark? Tourists?
I lived in Aarhus for 6 months and “high season” was a handful of people strolling around the historic quarter. Idk maybe Copenhagen is worse but I didn’t even go I was too busy buying strawberries for €1 on the side of the road.
https://preview.redd.it/51pgupdvmgqe1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3276d040fee1077b59f8d7d14f7ccb09cc9a597
THE BRITISH ARE COMING!
Imagine you have vacation and choose Denmark as a destination.
Ironic that the Dane is posting this. Come to Lisbon in the summer and you’ll see lmao
I live in a very high tourist city and the Spanish groups are genuinely the fucking worst tourists out of the lot, they’re ruder than even the Chinese groups. They have annoying high pitched voices, they fill the entire pavement up just to stand and do nothing and they decide to go to shops in packs of like 20 so you have to wait for fucking ages
Makes me happy that our tourists smash about maga and jump of balconies every year
The Brits are always here.
What sun my guy? I haven’t seen the sun in four months
Yup already hearing Jan riding his compensation bikes round our town, clearly overexcited by the coming of spring and the existence of hills here
My current complaint is my dread about “daylight saving time” it doesn’t save any daylight. It just means I have to get up when it’s still dark out, and go to bed when it’s still bright
The problem is not so much the tourism but the cheapness of it. And most of the money is controlled by a few international actors (hotel chains, cruise operators, booking brokers, etc.) that have gotten so “efficient” that they end up being a net negative for the economy of the region. In many areas of Spain, it is the residents who end up paying for the maintenance of the tourist attractions and the services visitors enjoy.
To give you an idea of how bad it is, the absolutely massive tourist sector in Spain represents [around 13% of the national GDP](https://www.caixabankresearch.com/en/sectoral-analysis/tourism/spains-tourism-sector-will-continue-grow-rapidly-2024-2025). Which it is not nothing, but it is far from the main driver of the economy of the country, as many want to believe.

I can already smell the Chinese tourist groups with their shit little flags flooding Vienna
I’m renting a Air b nb on La Rambla.
Love the authentic Spanish atmosphere here.
That means lots of parisians coming.
They are dumb, easy to scam then when they don’t have money anymore we send them with concrete shoes in the Vieux-Port.
Bugs always come first.
The Germans is coming, sound the horn! But accept the Dutch!
In my city, we basically only get asians who wake up very early in the morning.
Imagine how it feels for us, my home town is already invaded by Germans, they came earlier this year because the Etna decided to spill lava.
Spaniard here: I am beginning to tremble.
Paris is kinda working like a lighting rode
And mosquitos 🥲
They come in the warmer months, God knows from where, contribute nothing to society like the parasites they are, you can’t sleep because they make noise all fucking night, they spread diseases in your local community, you can’t reason with them, you just lie there wide awake at 3 AM on a weekday wanting to kill them all for good, regardless of the consequences…
I am of course talking about mosquitoes, what did you racist fucks think??
I was about to express my condolences to our Mediterranean brothers and then I saw…
OP is a Dane? What kind of tourists do you even get? People with a fetish for high prices and damp sand?
I wish we could have a certain period reserved only for locals to experience nice weather WITHOUT tourists’ chaos…
Did not expect this to be posted by a Dane.
I work in Edinburgh. August is coming. Pray for me.
We haven’t had any barries plummet to their deaths yet, so summer hasn’t started
https://preview.redd.it/upyv3po4biqe1.jpeg?width=1427&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9a43ed9601da676aae658d864f68d5e13fadf27
It never ends… they’re here all year
Luckily we put all our tourists in a shithole called “amsterdam”
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