This makes me just wonder: *how* do you even class countries in terms of history? Especially within the first two categories and the “social purpose” one, I don’t know how you can tell why this country should be higher than the one right behind or something. The overall top *vaguely*, *somewhat* makes sense but still.
Oh, I mean, uh, yeah take that Barry, that’s just how the Hundred Year War ended or something.
5000 years of doing mostly nothing in a desert doesn’t count as history, Egypt
Egypt first only because Switzerland never really said how much Nazi gold it ~~have~~ had.
Was this made by an anti-Persian guy from Mexico?
China, India, and Persia being that low is a disgrace
Those are the most senseless criteria and results i’ve seen today, very amer*can of them.
Why are Irak and Iran not on this list?
Haha, top 5 makes FIGUE
russian history? more like a criminal record
basically ditto but war criminal. So ye basically just ditto
source: US News. Aka bunch of brain dead idiots in an office that just found out about these 15 countries and put them in random orders and typed this shit article over the duration of 5 days while screaming at people on their lawn that they’re going to kill them if they ever look at their property again
Where the fuck is Iran/Persia??
What do they mean with rich history..?
I am actually fucking big mad at this. Saudi Arabia gets a spot and Iran doesn’t???
Goethe thought our literature of such quality he called it one of four bodies of world literature, Rumi’s poetry alone is the basis for half a dozen cultures’ literary tradition, the Arabs loved the Sasanians architecture so much they stole it wholesale, and much more.
Who tf cares who ameritards think is the most important
“Top Richest Histories” by US News? Is this an application for the biggest nonsense post in r/2westerneurope4u history? Are you okay, Barry?
Turkey above India, Japan, Germany and Portugal, fucking omegalul, the list is shit
UK above China is the most hilarious one to me. Until Barreth discovered that burning coal make steam make spinny spinny we were just a bunch of sheep loving Danes who got lost. Our most famous monuments are a stone jenga set and some doodles made by digging up two inches of turf in a chalky area.
Empires rose and fell in China while Barreth was shearing sheep. Our most notable war of conquest before the invention of spinny spinny was vandalising the French countryside for a hundred years and then getting kicked out.
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😂 Saudi Arabia more than Iran
This is the most random list of all time lol
mexico more than portugal
US news
Sigh
This makes me just wonder: *how* do you even class countries in terms of history? Especially within the first two categories and the “social purpose” one, I don’t know how you can tell why this country should be higher than the one right behind or something. The overall top *vaguely*, *somewhat* makes sense but still.
Oh, I mean, uh, yeah take that Barry, that’s just how the Hundred Year War ended or something.
5000 years of doing mostly nothing in a desert doesn’t count as history, Egypt
Egypt first only because Switzerland never really said how much Nazi gold it ~~have~~ had.
Was this made by an anti-Persian guy from Mexico?
China, India, and Persia being that low is a disgrace
Those are the most senseless criteria and results i’ve seen today, very amer*can of them.
Why are Irak and Iran not on this list?
Haha, top 5 makes FIGUE
russian history? more like a criminal record
basically ditto but war criminal. So ye basically just ditto
I am biased yes.
Seriously? None thought of this before me?
https://preview.redd.it/q07md1iv4hqe1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ba3ab8ca1453acbe14a6817a29dde6bbf568a1e
Fifth & ninth, I’m ok with that.

Yank List, 0/10
Saudi Arabia? What a sham hahaha…
NL wins per capita
source: US News. Aka bunch of brain dead idiots in an office that just found out about these 15 countries and put them in random orders and typed this shit article over the duration of 5 days while screaming at people on their lawn that they’re going to kill them if they ever look at their property again
Where the fuck is Iran/Persia??
What do they mean with rich history..?
I am actually fucking big mad at this. Saudi Arabia gets a spot and Iran doesn’t???
Goethe thought our literature of such quality he called it one of four bodies of world literature, Rumi’s poetry alone is the basis for half a dozen cultures’ literary tradition, the Arabs loved the Sasanians architecture so much they stole it wholesale, and much more.
Who tf cares who ameritards think is the most important
“Top Richest Histories” by US News? Is this an application for the biggest nonsense post in r/2westerneurope4u history? Are you okay, Barry?
Mexico ahead of Portugal lol. Not even close.
The fuck is this list ???
https://preview.redd.it/08utqzpgbhqe1.jpeg?width=860&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7af26429a6a904094edbe92f47c12935ed03c75f
What in the yank fuck is this
Because we’re the same person Bazza
Some yank just pulled this out of their arse lol
What about history per capita
Portugal, our sibling, bellow Russia… of course this was made by an American
You can tell this was made by an American even without looking at the bottom left
Portugal most history per capita after Moussaka gang 😎
As a historian, I wish whoever did that survey a very pleasant go fuck yourselves.
Who the fuck made this list??
https://preview.redd.it/btk4tjfvyhqe1.png?width=426&format=png&auto=webp&s=6190fce5f61c410e4fafe590b4c0a1a779fbb20a
Ah.
Turkey above India, Japan, Germany and Portugal, fucking omegalul, the list is shit
UK above China is the most hilarious one to me. Until Barreth discovered that burning coal make steam make spinny spinny we were just a bunch of sheep loving Danes who got lost. Our most famous monuments are a stone jenga set and some doodles made by digging up two inches of turf in a chalky area.
Empires rose and fell in China while Barreth was shearing sheep. Our most notable war of conquest before the invention of spinny spinny was vandalising the French countryside for a hundred years and then getting kicked out.
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