Why must it always be you Pierre we battle for places

by Careless_Elk1722

36 comments
  1. This makes me just wonder: *how* do you even class countries in terms of history? Especially within the first two categories and the “social purpose” one, I don’t know how you can tell why this country should be higher than the one right behind or something. The overall top *vaguely*, *somewhat* makes sense but still.

    Oh, I mean, uh, yeah take that Barry, that’s just how the Hundred Year War ended or something.

  2. 5000 years of doing mostly nothing in a desert doesn’t count as history, Egypt

  3. Egypt first only because Switzerland never really said how much Nazi gold it ~~have~~ had.

  4. Those are the most senseless criteria and results i’ve seen today, very amer*can of them.

  5. russian history? more like a criminal record

    basically ditto but war criminal. So ye basically just ditto

    I am biased yes.

  6. Fifth & ninth, I’m ok with that.

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  7. source: US News. Aka bunch of brain dead idiots in an office that just found out about these 15 countries and put them in random orders and typed this shit article over the duration of 5 days while screaming at people on their lawn that they’re going to kill them if they ever look at their property again

  8. I am actually fucking big mad at this. Saudi Arabia gets a spot and Iran doesn’t???

    Goethe thought our literature of such quality he called it one of four bodies of world literature, Rumi’s poetry alone is the basis for half a dozen cultures’ literary tradition, the Arabs loved the Sasanians architecture so much they stole it wholesale, and much more.

  9. “Top Richest Histories” by US News? Is this an application for the biggest nonsense post in r/2westerneurope4u history? Are you okay, Barry?

  10. Portugal, our sibling, bellow Russia… of course this was made by an American

  11. You can tell this was made by an American even without looking at the bottom left

  12. Portugal most history per capita after Moussaka gang 😎

  13. As a historian, I wish whoever did that survey a very pleasant go fuck yourselves.

  14. Turkey above India, Japan, Germany and Portugal, fucking omegalul, the list is shit

  15. UK above China is the most hilarious one to me. Until Barreth discovered that burning coal make steam make spinny spinny we were just a bunch of sheep loving Danes who got lost. Our most famous monuments are a stone jenga set and some doodles made by digging up two inches of turf in a chalky area.

    Empires rose and fell in China while Barreth was shearing sheep. Our most notable war of conquest before the invention of spinny spinny was vandalising the French countryside for a hundred years and then getting kicked out.

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