Greenland officials express fury over Trump’s plan to send a delegation.

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1. give the delegation the wrong address. do they have a Four Seasons Landscaping there?

2. Trump of all people certainly doesn’t understand that no means no. They don’t want us there. Leave them alone.

3. Normally, delegations request permission or are invited by a government leader.

   Deciding to just show up is a failure to respect normal processes.

4. I hate to say it, but this literally looks like another chapter of American history where we’re gonna push the natives out and just build another casino just so Trump can ruin it…

5. Refuse their entry.

6. Close the airport to US traffic. Simple. No shoes, no shirt, no fucking morals… No service.

7. Very small red rug.  And a puddle.  Have a high school band play the US national anthem 

8. The economy and the stock market are about to tank. Trump may need this as a distraction and I have no doubt that he’s gonna do it.

9. You don’t have to accept the delegation. Deny them entry once they land.

10. Refuse entry at border perhaps 🤔

11. Greenland could be very diplomatic and only speak to these folks in Greenlandic, and completely fail to understand anything said to them in English.

12. Refuse to see them.

13. Even if you legitimately wanted Greenland, Trump is going about it in the most laughably stupid way possible.  You have offended Greenland, you have offended Greenland’s controlling nation and you’ve pissed off every ally we have so how exactly do you plan on getting it?

14. Trumps “delegation” will be his bozo the clown son Don, Jr. Deny entry.

15. Trump is starting wars with allies. Impeach trump.

16. Tell them they will be sent back right away. That’s what he does

17. Deport them

18. I think they should be polite and ask them to have a meal featuring one of their most traditional dishes, be sure to video them eating it. Serve them Kiviak:
    Preparation: A freshly disemboweled seal is stuffed with up to 500 small arctic birds (Little Auk or Alle Alle), sewn shut, and sealed with seal fat.
    Fermentation: The seal is then buried and left to ferment for 3 to 18 months.
    Texture and Taste: The fermented birds have a sticky texture and a pungent odor, with flavors described as strong cheese, cured meats, or even licorice.
    Cultural Significance: Kiviak is a traditional Inuit food, representing a way to preserve food and utilize resources during the long, dark winters.

19. Arrest them and send them to El Salvador.

20. Refuse them entry. They like that kind of thing.

21. No one said you had to let them in. Forbid them from stepping off base

22. Say no to Trump, say no to imperialist. Jail Trump if he starts unprovoked invasion like Putin.

23. Hold them in an immigration detention center for a couple of weeks. Make sure visas are good.

24. As soon as they get off the plane, put them in an immigration detention cells for a week or two.

25. Where did this even come from?? Buying or taking Greenland and change into Red White and Blue land? That’s what you’d get if you gave the Presidency to an 8 year old and asked him what he wants to do with it

26. It’s your country, deny them entry. Send them to El Salvador.

27. Don’t allow them to disembark. Let the plane land. Do not allow it to approach the gate, send a refueling truck, then tell them to get the fuck out of your airspace. 

28. Send them to El Salvadors Super Max, fonald dump said conditions were lovely.

29. Land them on an iceberg and tell ‘em it’s Greenland. Not knowing, they’ll buy it and – irony of ironies, global warming (which they deny) will soon melt it.

30. Just don’t let him off the tarmac!

31. Immediately round up the delegation and deport them back here. Give them a taste of their own medicine and see how they like it.

32. Just leave this country the fuck alone. Fuck trump and fuck you if you voted for him.

33. My family owns a small island in New England. I was out on it working the lawn when I saw a boat pull up to the dock I didn’t recognize. It was a 50+ y/o dude and a ~30 y/o woman. The guy asks ” is this your island?” I said, “yeah my family owns it.” He then asked, “how much for it?” And I said it’s not for sale.” And he said, “we’ll see about that.” Chuckled and then drove away.

    This is that

34. This is GREENLAND!

    *kicks delegate into an ice crevasse*

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