Trump’s Portrait is ‘Distorted’. Ya, the Artist Took Off 20lbs of Man B00bs

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  7. Trump is used to AI images where he has a 10 pack and is riding a velocitaptor with laser eyes. This does not jive with his dementia

  8. Lost 10 years of frown and tantrum lines around the lips and between the eyes and on the cheeks where the skin gets pulled and wrinkled from yelling and frowning a lot, gave him lips instead of a mouth like a vagina. Fixed his throat vagina. Evened out his complexion. Tied his tie correctly for him, gave him a less rotund build. and fixed his hair.

    That paintbrush did SO much heavy lifting it’s not even funny, not to mention how long did they have to stare at the ugly mug to pain it and make him not look like he is run off of hate and greasy carbs?

  10. Sells NFTs of himself as a super hero and backyard BBQ Dad…thinks that image is distorted.

  12. You know that advice they give about never showing people your weak spots? Somehow Trump draws power from that. He shows his weak spots all day and his followers assume this is a sign of how alpha he is. I don’t get it.

  16. The funniest thing would be for this one that shows him thinner to be replaced with one that shows him fatter than he is.

  18. I think the artist also made Trump’s cheeks look chubbier. It’s the way the lighting was depicted. They didn’t use as dark of shadows, or include as many wrinkles.

    The result is that his actual sagging jowl, through which you can discern the bone structure of his jaw, is instead shown as a plump baby-like cheek. Same with his cheekbone.

    I understand that the artist downplayed the wrinkles and shadows to be flattering, but it ended up making his face look more bloated than it actually is.

    Edit: They also made his pupils further apart, so that he is gazing off idealistically into the distance, instead of focused like a predator on the photographer/ viewer.

    Also, I am not saying that a portrait needs to be a copy of a photo. It is fine and good for an artist to use their discretion in departing from the photo. None of these decisions are about lack of skill. They are just interesting to analyze.

  21. Oh they were working from a photo? No wonder it sucked.

    This is maybe the first time Trump hasn’t lied about something. This portrait makes me laugh so hard.

  23. They took the 20lbs of lost moobs and made it into 20lbs of added hair.

  25. I can see the issue the cheeks are too fat, his shoulders aren’t as broad and strong, he’s skin is too orange and gut sticks out too much. The right portrait is obviously a poor imitation to the real thing /s

  29. Problems with the painting.

    1. Eyes are too kind. They need to be little slits looking down on us
    2. Not orange enough
    3. Not enough dead flesh pink/purple under the eyes
    4. Took off about 50 lbs. He must think his moobs are pecs
    5. Jowls aren’t crepey enough from age and hamburder grease.
    6. Lips need pulled into a thinner ribbon of distain for common people

    Fix all that and it will be spot on.

  32. He somehow looks thinner and fatter at the same time on the left

  35. “That painting makes me look like a fat, gross, old man. It’s uncanny!” LMAO

  44. Honestly? I’d be hard pressed to decide which image looks worse.

  45. It’s difficult to paint a piece of shit and make it look accurate.

  46. Shouldn’t he be at least respectful to the artist that didn’t add demon horn or his heart rotting inside out? Jeez man how many years of your life you got left

  48. Masters degree in Art History here

    That is just very, very bad artistry

    Whoever approved this is having a laugh and I’m here for it

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