If you’re driving on the autobahn with severe knocking, it’ll soon be vroom boom.
>Enter ~~USSR~~ former eastern germany
>Autobahn is brand new
>Not another car in sight for dozens of kilometers
>Casually drive 240 km/h on average with your FIAT 500, with one hand on the steering wheel and the other one on your ballsack
Even german can’t resist not using our superbly stylish roadsign
Who takes German traffic laws seriously? And what the hell are “Points in Flensburg”? Why should I care about some sand ape village in the north.
Funfact: Road repair is an unknown concept in Belgium.
Typical Autobaustelle experience
Irish government put up signs like this recently to indicate that 60kmh is the speed limit lmao
your streets are non-existent, your north has a 100 km/h limit across the entire country, your south is literally Fr*nce, and to your west is the english channel. Why are you complaining about some construction sites bruh
Everytime I have taken the car down to the continent, it’s always Hamburg. With my Parents in the 90ies, Hamburg. With my buddies in early 2000, Hamburg. 2016 for the Euros? Hamburg. Sitting like a cunt for hours just to drive some km.
Ihr Revier ist die Autobahn (Their precinct is the motorway)
Ihr Tempo ist mörderisch (They work at break-neck speed)
Ihre Gegner: Autoschieber, Mörder und Erpresser (They’re up against car thieves, killers, and extortionists)
Einsatz rund um die Uhr für die Männer von Cobra 11 (They’re on call around the clock: the men of Cobra 11)
Unsere Sicherheit ist ihr Job (Our safety is their job).
Why does this read from right to left?
And you can bet your driving license there will be speed radars along the way. (i’m fine with that)
Germans realise why other countries have speed limits
That’s why we don’t ask for reparations anymore. Be thankful for our mercy
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If you’re driving on the autobahn with severe knocking, it’ll soon be vroom boom.
>Enter ~~USSR~~ former eastern germany
>Autobahn is brand new
>Not another car in sight for dozens of kilometers
>Casually drive 240 km/h on average with your FIAT 500, with one hand on the steering wheel and the other one on your ballsack
Even german can’t resist not using our superbly stylish roadsign
Who takes German traffic laws seriously? And what the hell are “Points in Flensburg”? Why should I care about some sand ape village in the north.
Funfact: Road repair is an unknown concept in Belgium.
Typical Autobaustelle experience
Irish government put up signs like this recently to indicate that 60kmh is the speed limit lmao
your streets are non-existent, your north has a 100 km/h limit across the entire country, your south is literally Fr*nce, and to your west is the english channel. Why are you complaining about some construction sites bruh
Everytime I have taken the car down to the continent, it’s always Hamburg. With my Parents in the 90ies, Hamburg. With my buddies in early 2000, Hamburg. 2016 for the Euros? Hamburg. Sitting like a cunt for hours just to drive some km.
Ihr Revier ist die Autobahn (Their precinct is the motorway)
Ihr Tempo ist mörderisch (They work at break-neck speed)
Ihre Gegner: Autoschieber, Mörder und Erpresser (They’re up against car thieves, killers, and extortionists)
Einsatz rund um die Uhr für die Männer von Cobra 11 (They’re on call around the clock: the men of Cobra 11)
Unsere Sicherheit ist ihr Job (Our safety is their job).
Why does this read from right to left?
And you can bet your driving license there will be speed radars along the way. (i’m fine with that)
Germans realise why other countries have speed limits
That’s why we don’t ask for reparations anymore. Be thankful for our mercy
First word I learned in German: STAU
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