And free crayons to fill in the answers. Although Boris probably just ate his.
Are they going to fine them for every individual event?
The police were there, Johnson has admitted to a party being held, and it’s been several months now. How much longer can it take for a £100 fine?
Why are people suspected of committing crimes being asked to fill out a questionnaire, rather than being interviewed under caution like anyone else?
1. Rating the function you attended from 1 to 10 indicate your overall enjoyment of the party
2. Rating the taste from 1 to 10 how happy were you with the selection of wines and cheeses supplied at the tax payers expense
3. Rating the outcome from 1 to 10 how satisfied were you with the overall quality of the selfies you took with Prime Minister Boris Johnson while attending these parties he did not attend
4. Within the box listed below how many tax payers family members do you estimate to have died during the parties which you attended
So what? Nothing serious will come out of this scandal.
Is it usual for the police to send out questionnaires to people suspected of committing crimes? Seems unusual to me but I wondered if it’s common practice nowadays.
Carrie’s dogs will mysteriously eat Johnson’s and he will be unable to provide evidence, even though we have more than enough to determine he was at at least one of the parties.
Questionnaires? Are they having a laugh? What sort of investigation is this nonsense?
It very much feels like a two way street here.
Once I went to a peaceful protest. The police didn’t like the look of me so they arrested me and strip searched me in a van. Later they had to “un arrest” me and issue a false arrest certificate.
Even though I was doing nothing wrong, I would have preferred a survey to being naked in a van with a guy I’ve not met before…
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And free crayons to fill in the answers. Although Boris probably just ate his.
Are they going to fine them for every individual event?
The police were there, Johnson has admitted to a party being held, and it’s been several months now. How much longer can it take for a £100 fine?
Why are people suspected of committing crimes being asked to fill out a questionnaire, rather than being interviewed under caution like anyone else?
1. Rating the function you attended from 1 to 10 indicate your overall enjoyment of the party
2. Rating the taste from 1 to 10 how happy were you with the selection of wines and cheeses supplied at the tax payers expense
3. Rating the outcome from 1 to 10 how satisfied were you with the overall quality of the selfies you took with Prime Minister Boris Johnson while attending these parties he did not attend
4. Within the box listed below how many tax payers family members do you estimate to have died during the parties which you attended
So what? Nothing serious will come out of this scandal.
Is it usual for the police to send out questionnaires to people suspected of committing crimes? Seems unusual to me but I wondered if it’s common practice nowadays.
Carrie’s dogs will mysteriously eat Johnson’s and he will be unable to provide evidence, even though we have more than enough to determine he was at at least one of the parties.
Questionnaires? Are they having a laugh? What sort of investigation is this nonsense?
It very much feels like a two way street here.
Once I went to a peaceful protest. The police didn’t like the look of me so they arrested me and strip searched me in a van. Later they had to “un arrest” me and issue a false arrest certificate.
Even though I was doing nothing wrong, I would have preferred a survey to being naked in a van with a guy I’ve not met before…