


Spotted in south Lanarkshire on the backroads. I was driving about midnight and these two bad boys were in the middle of the road just minding their own business. I tried to drive slower towards them to scare them off the road but they weren’t phased. Honked then horn and they just sort of looked at me like wtaf, so I’m a bit confused. It looked like a mother and its baby, but they were genuinely massive and looked canine. What the hell is it? The second picture is the same as the first but with high contrast.
by Hot_Neighborhood_325
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Are they boars?
Pretty dark… looks like a haggis to me.
It’s a wild haggis, a rare sighting
Look like blue whales to me
Wet dogs
Black one looks like a cob from the back. Can’t tell about the one on left.
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Sawn-off cow? 🤔
Coo!
That’s
Well done you’ve discovered a new breed a haggis
Shrek and Donkey?
Boar. Classed as wild pig.
They’ve been spreading from Ayrshie and Dumfries & Galloway for decades.
Thats 2 of the Wombles, not seen them around since I was a bairn! Good spot
Haggis broodmother and it’s pet kyloe
It’s boar I think. We have them here some times.
There’s a legend, a farmer who was so great his animals grew 10 times the size of normal ones but one day he just disappeared, some say he stalks the country roads at night with his prize haggis. Think you found them
But in all seriousness it looks like highland cows
Just a rogue sheep that’s jumped a fence.but it could be that Loch Ness thingy mi bob.
Yer da, going door to door, selling Avon
Left is a golden retriever
That’s just Bob.
Cù sìth. You didn’t hear it bark three times, did ya? If you did I have some bad news
Didn’t Rosie just move there? JK, JK, we love Rosie.
Highlander Shaghaggis. Throw some raw beef or medium rare human and they will let pass.
Whatever it is. Nice to see an ass like that. Just saying
Looks like the buttocks of coos.
Land Nessies
Kerry and Shona coming home from the pub
A fat guy and a lion
That’s me. Had a few to drink that night
2 cows facing different directions.
The one on the right bears a striking resemblance to my ex-wife. How she got from Chicago to Scotland is beyond me though.
That’s a Long Haired Haggis
That’s four guys in costume getting their practice in for the next Panto season
Hagrid
Woah 😧
Gruffalo?

Highland cows.
Fry guy on the right.
Tigger and Eeyore
Confused, idefinitely looks like a couple of house hippos, but they aren’t found outside Canada, maybe a Canadian imported a breeding pair, which would be concerning, invasive, and I expect they would love to snack on haggis. Call animal control..
Cow
A big bugger.
They can be found across species, but all have this genus.
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