I know a guy who has that problem. We live in the countryside, where erveryone knows everyone and erveryone knows about his big dick. I literally saw woman ask for him in bars and discos.
He fucking hates it, because he says, roughly translated: “All of them size queens until they have to actually fit it in. Never in my life have i been in a woman balls deep, let alone fuck her ass or deep-throat.
It sucks man.”
Ich liebe poetry.
r/ichbin14unddasisttief
It may be a beautiful language, but in this case the user is not really using it in a beautiful way.
That’s like wearing a prom dress inside-out.
Nouns are always capitalized in German, thus making it “Penis”, “Zustand”, “Frau”.
Least cocky German
SOMEONE TRANSLATE FOR ME
My german duolingo is finally paying off
> Im harten zustand
Real poetry.
I’m now seeing a dick doing a military salute🫡
Ffs. They praise German accuracy and then they make a simple error where the decimal point slips one digit to the right…
I know “tun”. Why is he trying to use a VPN?
Says the swamp German.‘
Mein penis is zu gross
„Mein Schwanz ist so lang ick führ ne Fernbeziehung“ 🎶
I bet he works in a Belgian supermarket!
I do appreciate the .3cm. Hans isn’t OCD at all.
Besides, the option is being gay.
Too Big! Too Small! Doesn’t matter, one size fits all
Fuck all the ones who learnt me German good enough to understand this post
dont date asians date dutch and danish women they can take more of it. i heard bolivian women can take dick aswel but honestly the truth is there are always outliers everywhere man i take pity on the man he has too much sasquatch dna thank god i only got a little of it
It’s always funny to reflect on the fact that “gross” means “big” in German but in English it basically means “nasty” while Italian which is not even part of the German language family uses the same word German uses with the same meaning.
Ich bin ein Eiffel Tower
Not funny but relatable.
I hate the way Germans (and Austrians for that matter. For once they ain’t better) talk about sex. I hate it with my guts.
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Least kinky German prono be like:
Is this a 44 year old Hans shit posting?
I know a guy who has that problem. We live in the countryside, where erveryone knows everyone and erveryone knows about his big dick. I literally saw woman ask for him in bars and discos.
He fucking hates it, because he says, roughly translated: “All of them size queens until they have to actually fit it in. Never in my life have i been in a woman balls deep, let alone fuck her ass or deep-throat.
It sucks man.”
Ich liebe poetry.
r/ichbin14unddasisttief
It may be a beautiful language, but in this case the user is not really using it in a beautiful way.
That’s like wearing a prom dress inside-out.
Nouns are always capitalized in German, thus making it “Penis”, “Zustand”, “Frau”.
Least cocky German
SOMEONE TRANSLATE FOR ME
My german duolingo is finally paying off
> Im harten zustand
Real poetry.
I’m now seeing a dick doing a military salute🫡
Ffs. They praise German accuracy and then they make a simple error where the decimal point slips one digit to the right…
I know “tun”. Why is he trying to use a VPN?
Says the swamp German.‘
Mein penis is zu gross
„Mein Schwanz ist so lang ick führ ne Fernbeziehung“ 🎶
I bet he works in a Belgian supermarket!
I do appreciate the .3cm. Hans isn’t OCD at all.
Besides, the option is being gay.
Too Big! Too Small! Doesn’t matter, one size fits all
Fuck all the ones who learnt me German good enough to understand this post
dont date asians date dutch and danish women they can take more of it. i heard bolivian women can take dick aswel but honestly the truth is there are always outliers everywhere man i take pity on the man he has too much sasquatch dna thank god i only got a little of it
It’s always funny to reflect on the fact that “gross” means “big” in German but in English it basically means “nasty” while Italian which is not even part of the German language family uses the same word German uses with the same meaning.
Ich bin ein Eiffel Tower
Not funny but relatable.
I hate the way Germans (and Austrians for that matter. For once they ain’t better) talk about sex. I hate it with my guts.
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