The 4th Dimension is real! I as a single man just found this Stud on my couch, no one has visited for yonks! In-fact last year I placed an instruction manual to my right but didn’t look where I placed it – I’ve never seen it again? A week later, a book, 1984 in mint condition appeared in my bedroom?

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1. You might want to get a carbon monoxide detector

2. Do you have a carbon monoxide detector?

3. Are you in the right house?

4. Alzheimer’s is a really sad illness. Thoughts and prayers.

5. You have a reverse burglar.

6. Do you drink?

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8. I call this the pocket dimensions, I swear I can put something down and as soon as I stop looking, a small portal to the pocket dimensions appears and eats it.

   This item that’s been pocket dimensioned, can stay there for years, or minutes and ALWAYS appears somewhere other than where I put it.

9. I read the description before looking at the photo, and thought a handsome young man was waiting for you on your sofa.

   The reality is far less interesting.

10. Check your loft space.

11. You have a homeless person in your loft

12. I am sorry to have to say this, but that’s a tool used by burglars to open windows. I think somebody has been getting into your house, probably while you are sleeping. Is there anything missing in the house? Anything missplaced?

13. I only read as far as finding a stud on the couch…. Was disappointed ☹️

14. Have you been smoking some wacky baccy lately, or do we need a priest for some exorcism?

15. Catnappers hun, stay safe xoxo

16. someone’s been in your house mate

17. There is a Twilight Zone episode [that explains this.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9XFRfeGBVI)

18. I mean carbon monoxide could well be the culprit but are we sure we can rule out pixies?

19. Simple: someone else lives in your flat and comes out when you are not there.

20. The 4th dimension is time, while I agree it is real, I am surprised you just discovered it.

21. Stud? That’s clearly the royal sceptre for the King of the Shrews.

22. Big brother is watching you

23. r/glitchinthematrix

24. what’s the size of the stud? it looks more like a nipple piercing to me. It could have come in on your clothes if you sat on it in a public place. Did you buy the copy of 1984 and forget about it?

    What else is happening in your life, are you getting enough sleep?

    Have you had any falls, got lost on your way to work?

    Are you struggling with simple tasks? getting confused when thinking what to say?

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